It’s because of a burst water main

It’s psychedelic themed

Hunain Haider asked the uni but at first they said no

It’s Newcastle’s 5th win since the Boat Race of the North started in 1997

Such a rip off

We’re now the 23rd best Uni in the UK

The taxi driver has since been charged with the student’s death

With free ice lollies on the door

Game changer

Fiyyyaaahhhhh

Going to be a banger

The police say it was ‘in a SEWER’

I mean popularity contest

They even sell alcohol

May the odds be ever in their favour

It’s taken nearly three years

He was making trebles and mingling with voters