‘People just started jumping from the train. It was madness’
It's time to stop stressing about the future
He won’t be able to get around uni without it
Nobody is shocked by the idea people go clubbing to get laid
It was a matter of national security
He’d previously been jailed for 12 counts of theft
A Mormon-run uni in America has deemed the man bun an ‘extreme hairstyle’
I didn’t even know who I was playing against
Someone wrote London Student underneath and we don’t know why
He claims he doesn’t even smoke any more