Never the Texaco
In one month he claimed over a grand in business lunches
Anything for a quick buck
Stoke Bishop is so Jeremy
Probably not Donervan’s
‘It was always going to be chaos’
‘People just started jumping from the train. It was madness’
‘I shat my pants because there was an inch or so of water’
They’re ripping you off
Farage is a Pam Pam man, obvs
It nearly cost as much as Ángel Di María
You better self-checkout yo self before you wreck yo self