It’s not even Goldrush
It was the ‘journey of a lifetime’
Get ready to lose all your self-esteem
And you thought Palatinalps was impressive.
‘Love doesn’t pay bills, love doesn’t pay rent, and love doesn’t take you to Magaluf on a holiday.
That’s not even his real name
Nobody is shocked by the idea people go clubbing to get laid
Boris Johnson’s little brother is on the warpath
She claims she can’t see the resemblance
And it was headlined by Brian May
She came in like a wrecking ball
Get ready to meet the new exec in charge of creating 2016’s biggest social event