Oriel Wells
Deputy Editor, The Tab Durham

The five stages of your dissertation breakdown

There will be tears

Why I’m not going to answer your 2am ‘You up?’ text

It’s not even Goldrush

DU fashion show was smoking

Hummus was thrown

Two second years drove 22,000km from London to Cape Town for charity

It was the ‘journey of a lifetime’

Meet the models of the charity fashion show

Get ready to lose all your self-esteem

What the death of Paradise Disco means for Durham

Very little

DUCFS are launching with a huge one in Loft

Vogue

Second years attempt to become first to cross Iceland

And you thought Palatinalps was impressive.

Get Ready for Jam City

More music than you can shake a stick at

Basshunter on naked men, cross dressing and his love of Durham

‘Love doesn’t pay bills, love doesn’t pay rent, and love doesn’t take you to Magaluf on a holiday.

Meet Durham’s latest club night owner Meek For-Bees

That’s not even his real name

Calling a club night P.U.L.L. isn’t offensive, it’s embarrassing

Nobody is shocked by the idea people go clubbing to get laid

Unis care more about research than they do about us, says top minister

Boris Johnson’s little brother is on the warpath

Angelina Jolie has an exact lookalike from Scotland

She claims she can’t see the resemblance

Anti-badger cull protest took place today outside Westminster

And it was headlined by Brian May

Why haven’t you hired roly poly stripper Debbie Dumpling for your birthday?

She came in like a wrecking ball

How YOU can get the perfect summer body

Are you bikini body ready?

An idiot’s guide to organised fun after exams

Besides Klute

Meet the new Durham fashion president and relive this year’s glory

Get ready to meet the new exec in charge of creating 2016’s biggest social event

How private school is your college?

Surprise surprise