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Tatler’s guide to Durham underestimates how posh we really are

My father will be hearing about this

Posh boys should feel guilty about a lot of things but listening to dubstep isn’t one of them

Patrick Maguire

It’s time to welcome the Skepta-loving rich list in from the cold

The rise and rise of S Club 3

Jessica Mifsud- Bonnici & Jess Austin

There’s never been a better time for S Club to reach the top

Take this career test to find out what you should really do after uni

It's time to stop stressing about the future

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Inside the surreal world of the Edinburgh wine society

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EDINBURGH

Pass the merlot, Cressida.

Third year donates bone marrow and then goes on a mad one to Pop Tarts

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SHEFFIELD

The marrow has now been used to save someone’s life

What was your biggest mistake during Freshers’?

‘Riding a bike around Rowancroft naked’

It’s time to recognise St Andrews for what it really is – the most tragic uni in Scotland

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EDINBURGH

Pompous, pretentious and utterly unbearable

Former EDL leader Tommy Robinson to speak at Durham Union

Uni bigwigs aren’t best pleased about it

Freshers forced to pay £20 a night for hotels after halls shortage

Jonathan Gilbert

They got to order room service

Durham Union use picture of ISIS to promote debate on Islam

They used the first Google image of ISIS

I went on a Tinder date with my tutor and he was a massive creep

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EDINBURGH

He said: ‘Don’t all english girls wear short skirts?’

We got £50,000 compensation after police assaulted us at a student protest

How much Warhammer can I buy for that

Let’s pour it up for Uber, the best thing to ever happen to our generation

Please don’t leave

Meet the fresher who lives in a caravan

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ABERYSTWYTH

He moved by himself 10 miles away from uni

How to spend literally every waking minute of your day

A really helpful and accurate guide by an Oxford scientist

We asked people if they recognised England’s biggest rugby stars

And barely anybody could

Banning sombreros? As long as SUs keep picking these fights, they’ll be ridiculed

Patrick Maguire

Patrick Maguire on why a Mexican hat isn’t racist

London’s West End nightclubs are turning away black people: Why?

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THETAB.COM

One woman was told she was ‘too dark’ for DSTRKT

Deliciously Ella has gone too far. She’s created a weird kale-based cult

Ella’s taking over the world and I’m scared

I asked my exes why I’m still single

And they were brutally honest

What your halls room decor says about you

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LIVERPOOL

Rooms are the window to the soul