Don’t pursue the holiday romance
On Radio 1 this morning
Home of the boisterous and land of the sexually frustrated
No filter? No problem
They’re refusing to accept Heineken’s price increases, which it blamed on the weak pound and the budget
Why are the veggies facing the chocolate? Where the fuck are the eggs?
Only 40 people showed
What happened to a few quiet ones?
45 minutes of a house playlist that’s been hashed together in the back of a Peugeot 306
And you thought the hardest thing would be leaving home