Caesarian Sunday-ers of the week
Like Clubbers of the week, but messier. Oh so messier.
Rory SachsIn a final hurrah before the onset of the exam period, Cantabs everywhere have been celebrating, all congregating for the yearly pre-exams piss up on Jesus Green.
Most of the celebrations were tame, although two students were hospitalised with one suffering from third-degree burns after being set on fire.
Our journalists were, true to their nature, lurking around the scene, on the look out for inebriated Cantabs to plaster all over The Tab.
Here are all the photos from Sunday’s action:
Red Chinos of the Week
Debasing stereotypes in style
Squads of the week
The girl on the left’s nonchalance is unreal
Cougars assemble
Squad squad squad
A level Results day pose of the Week
“We can have fun without drinking!”
Obligatory we-stole-a-trolly-and-went-on-a-mad-one-photo of the Week
There’s a Cantab one pound worse off somewhere because of this
Runner up:
Even Nat-Scis can have fun with the right amount of beer
Flag-bearer of the Week
All hail the Caesarians
Runner up:
Cover of next year’s prospectus?
Fun-Policeman of the Week:
I’m arresting you because all your mates will think it’s funny and I’m a top bloke
Runner Up:
Law enforcement is boring, anyway
Uncoordinated-photo-subjects of the Week:
Awkwardness has reached painful levels
We didn’t quite make the cut, because we’re all just a little too mundane:
Pimm’s, anyone?
Sweet, simple mundanity
Nice attempt at being interesting with your cigars, but alas, you were mundane
Good luck in the Tripos exams, Cambridge, so you can let your hair down in time for May-Ballers of the Week.
Photo Credit: Jack Benda
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