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Naughty News Column Week 2: Zionist Cults, Beach Parties and C-Sunday

Henry and Flora back at it again with the news you NEED TO KNOW

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How much alcohol is too much alcohol?

Chill. Out.

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Drinking Societies are a poor excuse for shit chat

Sorry not sorry

A rundown of all the best places to go out in Cambridge

Where to go and when to go there

Cambridge Clubbing: The least fun you’ll ever have

Why am I crying in the club right now?

All the things overseas students find weird about Cambridge freshers

A Scandi analyses British freshers’ week

The Best Pubs in Cambridge

Our pub connoisseur tries every overpriced pint in Cambridge so you don’t have to

Why Cambridge needs a proper Freshers’ Week 

No like, a proper one

Cambridge students launch app to organise swaps

Swap Trumps is like Tinder for your squad

How to make the most of May Balls

Get ready for absolute MAYhem

A Day in the Life of A Drinking Soc President

In this EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, the Tab gets candid and discusses the real issues at stake.

College-mandated ‘quiet periods’ are damaging student welfare

They’re patronising at best, detrimental to mental health at worst

Consent for Cantabs

Sex is only sex if everyone involved is into it

News Column: Girton gets a pounding and Jesus turns water into wine

Read it to be sure it isn’t about you

The Tab’s Guide of Do’s and Don’ts for Caesarian Sunday

Sunday is supposed to be Fun-day, don’t make it Chun-day

Procrastination: an artificial menace

Procrastinating is great and people who say otherwise are wrong

Oktoberfest in March

A night of Lager, lederhosen, and lots of fun.

Clubbers of the Week 3

Third time unlucky.

The News Roundup Week 3: Protests and Post-Truth Propaganda

You’ve stopped caring about things that happen in Cambridge by week 3, so let us summarise it for you.

Cambridge University alcohol survey results REVEALED

Spoilers: we’re not as lit as we think we are