Newcastle’s Fittest Fresher: The girls, round one
Wear baggy joggers
With the boys round over and the fittest male fresher crowned, it is time to find an eligible bachelorette to join him in the spot-light.
Our writers have been out and about on the streets of Newcastle taking nominations and hunting for hotties. Boys, thank us later because here they are, and wow, what a bloody good lineup.
NUMBER ONE – AMELIA AVISON
"Catch her dancing on the pole in Flares"
From: Preston
Halls: Glenamara
Studies: Criminology and Sociology
Weird fact about yourself: I like to think I have a sixth sense
Best chat up line you have ever used: "Can you tell I was born on a farm? Because I know how to raise a cock"
Perfect date: Loads of cocktails
Current relationship status: In a relationship
NUMBER TWO – MILLIE BROMLEY-DAVENPORT
"Waggy not slaggy"
From: Cheshire
Halls: Castle Leazes
Studies: Business Marketing and Management
Weird fact about yourself: I can get both my legs behind my head
Best chat up line used on you: "I'm not wearing any socks and pants to match"
Perfect date: I love a surprise, but an espresso martini must be included
Current relationship status: Very much single
NUMBER THREE – MAISIE WHITE
"Looking for some loving"
From: London
Halls: The View
Studies: Modern Languages
Weird fact about yourself: I can speak Chinese
Best chat up line you have ever used: "Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that I should take you out"
Perfect date: Day trip to a gallery, followed by a casual dinner and drinks.
Current relationship status: Singleeeeeee BABY
NUMBER FOUR – SARAH CHADWICK
"She's come along way since shaving her eyebrows"
From: The Lake District
Halls: Liberty Quay
Studies: Nursing
Weird fact about yourself: I've jumped out of a plane
Best chat up line you have ever used: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?"
Perfect date: Anything involving food
Current relationship status: Couldn't be more single
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