Bring on the chanter: the best Stan Calvert chants

Having dominated the Stan Calvert Cup for the past six years, it’s time to carry on showing the poly that we’re better than them.

Annoyingly, you’ll be forced to sit within close proximity to them – so try not to catch any of their diseases. But do get your stanter chanter on.

The Newcastle team have already taken a swipe at them in their kit – and now it’s our turn to take the piss out of the polys.

Here’s a run down of what you should be chanting at the top of your academically superior lungs this weekend.

LADS

Your Dad works for my dad 

nah nah nah nah, hey

Feed the Poly, let them know it’s Christmas time

To the tune of Feed the World (Band Aid).

We pay your benefits!

This should just be repeated endlessly.

You’re poly till July, you’re poly till July and then you’re screwed, you’ll have no job, you’re poly till July.

The Wheels on your house go round and round

To the tune of the wheels on the bus go round and round.

Give me an…E
Give me an E…E
Give me a C…C
What have you got…INTO NORTHUMBRIA

What’s that coming over the hill…it’s unemployment, it’s unemployment

To the tune of Monster (Automatic)

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