Newcastle’s Bachelors: The freshers, group one

Fre$h Meat

It’s that time of the year again, fresh meat is ready to be dispatched on campus.

There are the charmers, the straight talkers, and the total ket heads – Newcastle University accepts them all. Straight from their gap years and schools they are hitting the birds and beverages of the toon like never before.

We’ve saved you the time and rounded up the buffest ting boiz to start dat chirpse on. You’re welcome.

Here’s group 1.

George Butlin, 20, Business Management 

Look at that (watch) face

Relationship status: Single 

Chat up line: “Twinkle twinkle little star lets have sex inside my car.”


Harry Glover, 20, Politics

No caption needed

Relationship Status: Single

Chat up line: “Drink until I’m really good looking, then come talk to me.”


Francis Edwin Faber, 20, Neuroscience

Check dat jaw line

Relationship status: Taken

Chat up line: “You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”


Thor Winkler, 19, Engineering

God of Thunder

Relationship status: Single

Chat up line: “Wanna see my hammer?”


Charlie Bashall, 19, Mechanical Engineering 

Waiting for his Juliet

Relationship status: Single

Chat up line: “Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?”


Lucky Mohammed, 19, Sociology

Time to get Lucky

Relationship status: Single

Chat up line: “You’ve got all night to get lucky.”



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