Newcastle’s Bachelors: The freshers, group one
Fre$h Meat
It’s that time of the year again, fresh meat is ready to be dispatched on campus.
There are the charmers, the straight talkers, and the total ket heads – Newcastle University accepts them all. Straight from their gap years and schools they are hitting the birds and beverages of the toon like never before.
We’ve saved you the time and rounded up the buffest ting boiz to start dat chirpse on. You’re welcome.
Here’s group 1.
George Butlin, 20, Business Management
Relationship status: Single
Chat up line: “Twinkle twinkle little star lets have sex inside my car.”
Harry Glover, 20, Politics
Relationship Status: Single
Chat up line: “Drink until I’m really good looking, then come talk to me.”
Francis Edwin Faber, 20, Neuroscience
Relationship status: Taken
Chat up line: “You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.”
Thor Winkler, 19, Engineering
Relationship status: Single
Chat up line: “Wanna see my hammer?”
Charlie Bashall, 19, Mechanical Engineering
Relationship status: Single
Chat up line: “Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?”
Lucky Mohammed, 19, Sociology
Relationship status: Single
Chat up line: “You’ve got all night to get lucky.”
You can nominate a bachelor by clicking here.