Students break down as Robbo continues to deprive them of Milk and Cigarette breaks

As if revision and dissertation stress wasn’t enough to push us over the edge, the milk debacle continues as new “Library Wardens” crack down on poor students.

The ordeals have been experienced by many students as the Robbo Mistresses clamp down on our everyday activities.

With the hideous act of denying us of our right for milk, many students have become deranged within the Robinson, resorting to drinking beer for their calcium and brain energy. Poor souls have been driven to such stressful lengths.

The only way to numb the pain is through beer…

Many students have been subjected to the library wardens who have been placing tickets on their desks when they go to the toilet or for a cigarette.

Helena Smith, second year fine art student was outraged and appalled when she went to grab a drink from the cafe (not coffee or tea as she was too frightened from the milk wardens.)

She returned to her desk to find a warning that her stuff may be stolen if she leaves her desk: “I was so confused. I had merely gone downstairs to get a diet coke when I returned to a bright pink ticket on my Ipad.”

The terror itself: A written warning….

The terrifying saga has now left many students confused as they return to their desks from a short toilet or cafe break to find that their possessions may be “stolen.” I’m pretty sure no one is wanting to take my hello kitty pencil case, but maybe a few edgy kids out there are.

But today, a new wave of library rules had taken over as one student was “ticketed” for having a nap at their desk. Maybe they were suffering from milk fatigue…

The Robinson has now also cracked down on our ingenious book on keyboard trick with many of the wardens foiling our plan. The wardens are now moving the books so that the computers log out, indicating that we have been gone for more than fifteen minutes.

The lack of computers have left so many students having to wake up at ridiculous o ‘ clock in the morning to battle to the death over computers and seats. As if trying to remember all this revision wasn’t enough, we can now welcome a lack of sleep thanks to stingy library staff. Let the computer contests begin.

Don’t worry, you’re not alone…

But there is a ray of hope. Us students are now rallying together, sharing milk, or pencils or pens, or even blankets to get us through this hard time.

Our very own Bella waving the flag for the fight for milk. So proud.

Dear Sir, we Salute you!

With deadlines and exams looming, many of us are becoming beside ourselves as we are left milkless, computerless and cigaretteless.

Stick together, and stay strong. We can get through this difficult time together.