Vote: Newcastle’s fittest fresher

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Girls, you may be single on valentines, but these five fitties are sure to get your heart racing faster than Empress glitter bombs on a Wednesday.

We’ve braved the rain, the wind, the cold all for your benefit (and ours.) There’s nothing better than a bit of literal fresh meat.

So girls (and boys) get voting for your fittest fresher of Newcastle 2014. Pretty sure that you’ll all want to be tashin on with these top gods, have a scout round the union and the Robbo and see if you can find these hotties in the flesh.

Luke Ginnelly

With his slick black hair, clean shaven cheek bones, and brown bambi eyes, will you give Ginnelly a good going? Being a medic, we’re sure hes experienced at a little bit of CPR in the bedroom.

Course: Medicine

Relationship stat: Single and ready to mingle

Halls: Leazes (will he be your sleazes?)

Best chat up line to use: No chat up lines, rely on the cheek bones

Most naughty place you’ve had sex: This is really bad – my parent’s bed

Type of hair colour you go for: Got to be blonde

Favourite part of a girl: Got to be the bum

Favourite spot to pick up a girl: Always Koos

Henry Lamb

We found this edgy beauty stocking up on hangover munchies after a hipster night out on the toon. This party boy is no little lamb, more like a lion in the bedroom. Will you be his tiger?

Course: Business and Spanish

Relationship stat: Taken

Halls: Leazes love

Best chat up line: What has 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper (don’t worry girls you don’t have to listen, just kiss him.)

Most naughty place you’ve had sex: Leisure centre pool (thank god for chlorine ey)

Type of hair colour you go for: Brunette

Favourite part of a girl: The bum definitely

Favourite spot to pick up a girl: The trent pub (because he’s so edgy of course.)

Worst habit: Unashamed but picking my nose

Will Eversfield

With his tousled brown locks and rugged beard, this Hong Kong hottie was lingering around the gym. We wouldn’t mind you giving us a workout William. But will Eversfield have you happily  ever after?

Course: Geography and economics (can he navigate his way to your heart?)

Relationship stat: Taken (sniff)

Halls: Leazes

Best chat up line to use: Wouldn’t use one (you wouldn’t need to don’t worry.)

Most naughty place you’ve had sex: The grotty DT loos in school

Type of hair colour you got for: Brunette (your girlfriend brunette by any chance?)

Favourite part of a girl: Got to love the boobs

Interesting fact: Lived in Hong Kong for 10 years

Josh Corne

Ladies, this one’s not only a hottie, but has the techno skills to match. You might have to pry him from the keyboard but hey, at least he’ll be good with his fingers.

Course: Computer science

Relationship stat: Taken (Again?!)

Halls: St Mary’s

Best chat up line to use: I’m a computer scientist, do I look like I have one?

Most naughty place you’ve had sex: A car in the middle of nowhere (romantic)

Type of hair colour you go for: Brunette

Favourite part of a girl: The bum

Worst habit: Living on a computer (don’t worry, we’ll get you away from that in a jiffy.)

Interesting fact: Free runner (oh baby, we’d run over buildings for you too)

Iain Billington

Girls, use your biology and you’ll get the chemistry with this biochemist. With the brains and the beauty this top totty is sure to send you to top of the class.

Course: Biochemistry

Relationship stat: Taken

Halls: Leazes (but he’s defos not sleazes)

Best chat up line to use: Don’t use them

Most naughty place you’ve had sex: Roof of a car

Type of hair colour you go for: Blonde

Favourite part of a girl: The bum (get squatting girls)

Worst habit: Crying after sex (okay weird, but we’ll wipe your tears)

Interesting fact: Birth mark on penis

So there you have it girls, get voting for your fittest fresher of 2014. Forget Gaz from Geordie Shore, we’re sure these boys have a parsnip (or carrot) of their own for you to enjoy.