All the moments in season four of The Crown that Lancaster Students can relate to
This has been one long, painful, uninterrupted crisis
The widely anticipated season four of The Crown dropped last weekend and it is safe to say it did not disappoint. This drama-filled season introduced Lady Di to the series, with Prince Charles meeting her whilst dating her older sister, Sarah Spencer.
Whilst the new season launched last Sunday, some of us managed to procrastinate writing our dissertations and avoid any other academic responsibilities to fully binge the 10 episodes in just two days. The best thing about The Crown is its ability to have you half glued to the screen, whilst your little hands start googling “did this really happen?” and “Prince Edward young“.
For a brief moment in time, you can escape the reality of living in a second lockdown and the impending doom of my many, many deadlines. But something else was apparent about this series of The Crown, there’s so many moments that scream Lancaster. Whilst we may not be royals, here’s all the moments in series four of The Crown that Lancaster students can relate to.
“That was impressively cunty”
When Lancaster University thought it was acceptable to charge £17.95 a day for food boxes and thought they could get away with it.
When you have a 9am online lecture but you’re half asleep, so you join the call and go back to bed because let’s face you aren’t going to contribute to anything during the 50 minutes.
“Has been one long, painful, uninterrupted crisis”
When you get put into a breakout room and nobody talks or responds to your questions. Awks.
“I don’t need to look at you to show you I’m listening to what you’re saying”
When the lecturer insists on having cameras on, even though everyone in the call is deeply against it. Do you really want to see me in my pyjamas, with greasy hair and a bomb site for a bedroom? No, I didn’t think so.
“We are all heartily sick of it”
When that same person every week in the online seminar keeps asking irrelevant questions which only prolongs the torture of sitting through an online seminar that could have easily been summarised in an email.
“He knows how busy I will be, and how hard I intend to work”
What you hope your dissertation advisor thinks when you don’t answer his emails for a couple of weeks.
“We’ll never get another chance”
When you try to take a cute Insta of the ducks but have to be in stealth mode as to not scare them away and ruin that perfect shot.
“I don’t. I’m just poor”
When your flatmates say you’re making excuses for not coming out on Friday, but the reality is that you spent all your money on rounds of VK for everyone on Wednesday in Sugar. Miss you Sugar and spending those Thursday 9ams hungover.
“For 10 minutes, he sat talking six feet away from the Queen.”
When you can’t meet up with your friends, but you can sit six feet away from them for 50 minutes during your fortnightly in-person sessions. This seems a little wrong to me, but hey ho at least Fagan maintained social distancing when he broke into Buckingham Palace.
“You should hire me”
What you want to type in the ‘why should we hire you’ section of a graduate scheme application. But no, you have to go through the painstaking experience of writing out your whole education and employment history that takes hours, to which you still end up getting rejected.