The Sugarhouse accepts highly-coveted Tab award as one of the worst clubs
If all else fails, be a good sport
A couple weeks ago, The Tab awarded local student nightclub The Sugarhouse the dubious honour of being the 16th-worst club in the UK.
Recently, they ecstatically accepted a framed certificate from myself on behalf of this humble news outlet in honour of their ‘achievement’.
“We’ll be in the top ten next year”, a staff member was heard to say. This reporter doesn’t doubt that it is possible.
According to a statement posted by The Sugarhouse on Facebook, the certificate “will take pride of place behind the bar”.
In the statement, manager Sally Kay also said: “We’re grateful to the 127 people nationally who nominated us for this prestigious award, and we’re also delighted to see that once again Lancaster has proved to be better [than] York – which has a club voted the 13th worst in the country.”
There truly is no situation on Earth that can’t be turned against York, is there?
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