The Sugarhouse accepts highly-coveted Tab award as one of the worst clubs

If all else fails, be a good sport


A couple weeks ago, The Tab awarded local student nightclub The Sugarhouse the dubious honour of being the 16th-worst club in the UK.

Recently, they ecstatically accepted a framed certificate from myself on behalf of this humble news outlet in honour of their ‘achievement’.

I had to go to Sugarhouse IN THE DAY for you people

“We’ll be in the top ten next year”, a staff member was heard to say. This reporter doesn’t doubt that it is possible.

According to a statement posted by The Sugarhouse on Facebook, the certificate “will take pride of place behind the bar”.

Seriously, never doing that again

In the statement, manager Sally Kay also said: “We’re grateful to the 127 people nationally who nominated us for this prestigious award, and we’re also delighted to see that once again Lancaster has proved to be better [than] York – which has a club voted the 13th worst in the country.”

There truly is no situation on Earth that can’t be turned against York, is there?