Clubbers of the week
Started from the bottom now we here
Tadiwa MahlungeHow on earth is it Week 18 and why is everything due in five minutes? You’ll never ask me for an essay, right anthropomorphic bottle of vodka? You love me right?
Pterodactyl face of the week
Ft. Jesus
Photobomb ninja of the week
Heeeeere’s Johnny!
10/10, would try again
When you get pulled over in America
Long term couple of the week
Phillip wanted to stay home and watch Strictly but Linda wanted to be ‘fun’ this week
Gay friendzone of the week
Why does that friend have to make it weird?
‘Urban’ girl of the week
Someone just watched ‘Step Up’
Suave maverick of the week
I wonder if he ever wets a comb and slicks his hair back like in Goodfellas
White-girl-wasted white girl of the week
Someone’s had one too many white wine spritzers
James Bond of the Week
007/11
This thing
It looks hard
Where baby dinos come from
Working the tip
Photo credit to The Lancaster Photographer.
Lancs students: It’s time to apply for The Lancaster Tab 2024/25 editorial team
Amelia JordanThe deadline is on April 22nd, so get applying!
Lancaster University announces new Deputy Vice-Chancellor
Jessica OwenProfessor Rebecca Lingwood will take on the role from July 2024.
11 subjects from Lancaster University are in the World top 100 rankings
Jess LawlorAccording to the new rankings which have recently been released, some of the subjects at Lancaster University are within the world top 100
It’s official: Isaac from Sultan’s is running for Lancaster MP in upcoming local election
Hannah CleryHe’s getting ready to say ‘Hello my friends’ in the House of Commons
Celebrate your summer in style: Lancaster Uni Students’ Union introduces the Summer Ball
Amy HitchenWho needs Extravs when LUSU is throwing a Summer Ball?
We asked Lancs students about their moments of love at uni and the responses are adorable
What a lovely way to finish off the term
Kimberly Wyatt, Marvin Humes and James Haskell: Sugar announces Roses weekend lineup
Tickets will go on sale this Friday 22nd March 2024 at 4pm
From Sugar to Spoons: Where the cast of Celebrity Big Brother would be found in Lancaster
David would definitely be partying all night in Sugar!
Women dies from heart attack whilst swimming in pool at Lancaster University
Laura West died from an undiagnosed genetic heart condition
Tell us about your Lent term at Lancs and we’ll tell you which GUTS tour moment you are
Currently channelling all of our stress into screaming along to Get Him Back x
‘Reading this is like going through a maze’: Rating scathing Lancaster lecturer’s comments
Let’s be honest, lecturers can be absolutely brutal
Lancaster University Students’ Union announces nominees for the 2024 Society Awards
The winners will be announced on Wednesday 20th March
Happy St Paddy’s weekend! Here’s your guide to St Patrick’s Day in Lancaster
James DaviesHere’s the best and most lucrative way to spend St Patrick’s Day in Lancs
The Comedy Store set to come to the Great Hall for ‘a night of non-stop laughter’
Five of the ‘freshest and funniest comedians on the circuit’ will perform at Lancaster University
Quiz: Find your next dissertation writing study spot in Lancaster based on your personality
Stop procrastinating and go write your dissertation xx
Bay Search and Rescue save over 40 people from being caught out by spring tide in Morecambe Bay
Their patrols also saw their teams helping a number of vehicles to safety
Lancaster University achieves first victory in UniBrass Competition 2024
Lancaster University has its first win in the UniBrass Shield Section 2024
Lancaster University student charged with damaging fire door and assaulting three men
Ariana KubiakRitupren Sahoo assaulted a a police officer and two other men
66 per cent of Lancaster students’ maintenence loan doesn’t cover their rent – Tab Survey
74 per cent say that they rely on money from family and friends to cover their living costs
Tom Odell and Busted: Here’s this year’s Highest Point 2024 line up
Gok Wan loved Lancs so much last time, he’s back again!
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Emily SmithAwkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
They got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
Francesca EkeHe drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
Ellie RingHow did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
Phoebe Kowhai‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Jason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’