We need to have beds in the ASS library

As summer draws closer and exam time comes around,

In the upper floors of the library there is but no sound.

Everyone is stressed,

(If you succeed then you’re blessed)

So to solve this I’ve thought of something profound.

Put beds in the ASS to help us to work.

It won’t be that hard just a simple rework,

With already a caff,

And a nice general staff,

Having somewhere to sleep would be a fabulous perk.

 

The library’s now open for 24 hours,

But the force of laziness often overpowers.

Those who attempt all-nighters,

Will decide to fuck their graphs and Cyphers,

The right to sleep for a bit should be ours.

As sleepy students drift away in their chairs,

Staff wake them as if nobody cares.

It’s cruel and obscene,

To interrupt people’s dreams,

Of a set of comfy beds upstairs.

 

If you must, charge a small fee,

Rent a bed for a night at four pounds or three?

As a new day is dawning,

We’ll drink Source coffee in the morning,

And for once you’ll be helping us with our degree.

The amount of people in the ASS is crazy.

People fight for seats like Patrick Swayze (in Road House),

With a bed in the ASS

I’ll always get a seat and then pass,

Because my studies will never be hazy.

 

It’s not that everyone has to sleep,

Staying awake is a right you should keep.

However, I’m constantly told

Many won’t face the cold,

And would rather collapse in a heap.