Bristol

CLICENDALES 2017: Bristol medics bare all for cancer

The biggest and hottest fundraiser of the year

Freshers: Get out of my library

You don’t need to be here

I can’t be alone in thinking glitter doesn’t make you look hot or wavey

More like a Christmas tree

Which grime pioneer is your hall of residence?

Finally, something we can all relate to

Over a third of girls at Bristol have been sexually assaulted

The figure is higher than the national average

What does your lanyard mean to you?

They’re an essential organisation tool for Bristol students

Anti-feminist trolls attack FemSoc members over Milo Yiannapoulos

They don’t even go here

Don’t hate me because I’m in Wills

We didn’t all go to private school

I ate like a caveman for a week and hated it

Vegans have it easy

Bitter UWE freshers outraged by Bristol SU flyer

Lol

Things people say around exam time and what they really mean

Why does nobody tell the truth this time of year?

These are the reasons nobody ever pulls at house nights

You’re all far too fucked and far too fit

How to avoid revision and not feel guilty

It’s not procrastination, it’s ‘revision prep’

We need to have beds in the ASS library

I’m so sleep-deprived, I wrote this article as a poem

Here are the worst types of essay feedback you will get at uni

The people marking your essays have no souls

Our union may suck but the new bar is actually pretty good

Remember that building you never go to?

‘Looking like Draco Malfoy made my life a living hell’

‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git’

Coming to uni from a state school doesn’t make me inferior

We’re just as worthy as you, and you know it

What is your subject’s spirit animal?

Because we know you were wondering

This time last year I took my Valentine to Syndicate

And she didn’t even dump me