T-R-E-N-T: Our guide to the best varsity chants
Rather be a poly
The TabYou can shove your sister’s pony up your arse
Alternatively, they could shove their daddy’s wallet up their arse. Either is good, and they’ve got plenty of both.
T-R-E-N-T, we are the Trent army
The old classic gets the crowd going and shows up just how shit Beeston’s support is. It’s not the most imaginative, but it’s far better than UUUNAAAAAY!
Can you hear the uni sing, I CAN’T HEAR A FUCKING THING
It has eternally ‘all gone quiet over there’. They might be attending a better uni, but they are very very boring when it comes to varsity.
Shoes off, if you go Trent
Because we’re not a bunch of prudes and we know how to have fun, we take our shoes off.
I’d rather have a wank than read a book
Let’s face it. You would. Fuck it, you probably do already. Who needs a degree anyway.
I’d rather be a poly than a cunt
We haven’t been a poly for years. On the other hand, they have and always will be the latter. Well, at varsity anyway.
You look like sausages
Says it all
Nottingham Trent partners with app to help students suffering isolation and loneliness
Tiernan PhippsMakig friends at uni has never been easier
Nottingham Trent students arrested over racist halls chant released, but banned from campus
Hayley SoenAs it stands, the pair aren’t allowed back in halls
Nottingham Trent students arrested after chanting ‘we hate the blacks’ in halls
Diyora ShadijanovaThe University released a statement this morning
A fresher filmed a group of students chanting ‘we hate the blacks’ outside her door in halls
Rufaro Chisango, who is the only black student on her floor, also heard them shout ‘blacks should go back to picking cotton’
A fresher filmed a group of students chanting ‘we hate the blacks’ outside her door in halls
Rufaro Chisango, who is the only black student on her floor, also heard them shout ‘blacks should go back to picking cotton’
Meet the Trent GB rower and former rugby pro who was on ITV’s Take Me Out
Jessica HarringtonHe buys VKs at the SU by the crateload
Trent is the Modern University of the Year according to the Times Good University Guide 2018
Hannah GoldswainAlways a step ahead of the game
Bethany O'Brien
‘It’s about listening to your mates’: Meet the Trent students campaigning for mental health awareness
Sophie LindsayThey will be on campus next week
Serena Cecilia
Meet the final year running for Miss England
She has to get through the Miss Genting Derby heat first
Imogen James
No ifs, no buts: This is an ultimate ranking of all the Gilmore Girls couples
Emily SmithLane and Dave deserved better!
The net worths of the iconic Gossip Girl cast, ranked from lowest to highest
Utku HuseyinThey’re not quite as rich as their characters in the show
Sleeping pills and underwear: All of Martha’s bizarre gifts to Donny that Netflix cut out
Francesca EkeThe nature of their relationship was completely different in the play
All the amazing songs Taylor Swift scrapped from the Eras Tour, and what got added
Harrison BrocklehurstSEVEN songs from The Tortured Poets Department? I’m selling my ticket
All the Selling The OC cast members who have spent thousands on cosmetic surgery
They all look so perfect!
Picking unis purely on vibes? These are officially the most beautiful Russell Group unis
Your mouldy kitchen not pictured x
Japan to Indonesia: This is the full route they travel in Race Across the World series four
Iona MacRobertDon’t worry, this article isn’t as long as their 15,000km route
A week before it comes back, take this quiz to see if you remember Bridgerton season two
Kate and Anthony haven’t left my mind since tbh
Writing books to having kids: What the Young Sheldon cast are doing now the show is ending
Jessica OwenI’ll be immediately adding Raegan Revord’s upcoming book to my shopping cart
Lucinda from Love Island’s getting dragged for going to ‘100’ Downing Street ‘to see Boris’
‘Bet you were disappointed when Rishi answered’
‘Simply not true’: Real Martha DENIES sending 41,000 emails in Piers Morgan interview
‘I didn’t write all the emails. I think he probably made them up himself’
‘It was jokey banter’: The bombshell claims Fiona Harvey made in Piers Morgan interview
It was a lot to take in
The best episodes of Hacks ever, according to IMDb
I will follow Deborah and Ava to the ends of the earth
These vibey Outer Banks behind the scenes pics will make you want to join The Pogues
Keeping us FED until season four
Nava Mau’s opened up on how she prepared for Baby Reindeer scene where Teri’s attacked
‘We built up a structure that I was gonna get knocked over, so when I’m on the floor I can look at the pieces’
Martha’s arrest and all the other differences in Baby Reindeer from the original play
Netflix also cut out all of the bizarre gifts Martha gave Donny
Romances and trips together: What the Emily in Paris cast have been up to ahead of season four
Desperate to be invited on their group holidays
Ellie Ring
From Rose Tyler to Ruby Sunday: The definitive ranking of every Doctor Who companion
Criminal that Jackie Tyler has never been on a Tardis trip tbh
Gypsy Rose Blanchard thinks Taylor Swift’s new song Fresh Out The Slammer is about her
She apparently sees a lot of similarities between the song and her life