They will be on campus next week
And what a week it’s been
She has to get through the Miss Genting Derby heat first
Distance really does make the heart grow fonder
A whole load of cavegirls, superheroes and the entire cast of the Wizard of Oz
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me … five tropical VKs
Cheerleaders, lifeguards and playboy bunnies
Anyone for a fishbowl?
We were listed as being one of the most at risk
Lets hope your Ocean theme isn’t anything but clothes
Seeing in Halloween in true Ocean style
A whole load of tennis, Bake Off and a hen party
Should you sacrifice location for fun?
Bum bags at the ready
And we’re the 63rd best university in the UK
They stole a bag from right by my head
Lining up for them tickets from 2am clearly paid off
A night of frogs, the elderly and roadmen
The army bomb squad was called in
Reading this is just another way to procrastinate
A night of untraditional campaigning, flexible girls and squad pride
It’s the day after Ocean and that can only mean one thing
Not everyone can be a bad bitch like you