Plan a Newcastle night out and we’ll tell you if you’d survive Squid Game

If you’re on blue trebs your fate is sealed

Squid Game is literally everywhere at the moment, and let’s be honest, we’re all wondering exactly how we’d do. Well, as it turns out the answer all depends on your choice of pres bar, post night out scran and treb mixer. It’s that simple.

Plan a Newcastle night out below to find out exactly how you’d do in Squid Game, whether you’d be walking away with all those billions of Won or getting shot by a triangle mask.


Want to write stories like this? Join the team, no experience required. DM us via @TheTabNewcastle on Instagram or The Tab Newcastle on Facebook.

Related stories recommended by this writer:

In pictures:fans go wild celebrating Newcastle United’s takeover

Women helping women: the volunteers helping you get home safe after a night out

People are pouring beans on Newcastle student’s doorsteps and uploading the footage to TikTok