A round of up of the best posts from ‘Castle Leazes Ticket Exchange’ this term
If you’re not in this group, you’re missing out
Rosalind ThackerLost your ID? Castle Leazes Ticket Exhange. Looking for a housemate? Castle Leazes Ticket Exchange. Want to buy a discounted train ticket to Peterborough leaving tomorrow? CASTLE LEAZES TICKET EXCHANGE!
It truly has the answer to all your problems. And among the many posts of people searching for new housemates and lost bank cards, it is a gold mine of hilarious content. So here is a round up of this terms best posts from Castle Leazes Ticket Exhange:
What happened Imogen??
I may just be extremely nosey , but I really want to know who this is and what they could have possibly done to ruin Imogen's birthday.
The stolen Canada Goose jacket
This has potential to be a modern day Cinderella moment: Guy meets girl in soho, she steals his Canada Goose jacket, when she finally gives it back they live happily ever after!
#findAJ !!
Okay, this one is more likely to end in happily ever after. This guy claims to get up early to watch his valentine walk past his window every morning. Hopeless romantic or slightly stalker-ish? Up to interpretation.
Just a wholesome board game player
Among all the hungover folk who have lost their bank cards and ID's, there is some wholesome content in the Ticket Exchange.
The Croc seller
Student life is tough and sometimes the bank does suffer, but this guy has the right idea. Although some of his clothing choices are questionable, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Silly freshers
Ah, what better way to feel better about your life than hearing how terribly someone else's night has gone. You think you had a bad night? I am sure this silly fresher had a worse one.
The terrifying torso delivery…
I am sure there are many reasonable justifications for a person getting a naked torso delivered (to the wrong address), but sometimes your mind can sometimes only assume the worst.
Innovative!
What a genius way to get out of paying flares entry! Why didn't I think of this? Paying for entry is a waste when you only ever last 3 cheesy songs then you hear the opening to 'Come on Eileen' and decide it's time to leave.
Is this a threat?
I mean, I don't know about Miss E K Johnson but I am honestly not sure I'd want that card back.
Get that bread
Again, another wholesome post. A great way to avoid food wastage and share to those who may need it. Or maybe this person hasn't heard of just freezing the bread.
We love a Marks and Spencer kitten heel
I think maybe the seller is targeting the wrong demographic here. We hope she found someone to buy her lovely marks and spencer shoes – perfect for a Friday night in Soho.
Snow laughing matter
Although it is a massive dick move, it is also an impressive sized snow-boulder considering the amount of snow we got.
Calling all the hot girl runners: Here are the best Strava segments to run in the Toon
Lily OakleyWhen the dating apps aren’t working, it’s time to look confused at a half marathon x
Don’t panic, but applications for The Newcastle Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Emmie FosterWe’re recruiting for Editor in Chief, News Editor, Features Editor, Social Media Editor and TikTok Editor
‘Two girls got the clap’: These were the worst confessions from the Newcastle Uni ski trip
What can go wrong in Les Deux Alpes?
Police release CCTV image after woman was sexually assaulted near Newcastle University
Francesca EkeNorthumbria Police believe this man may have witnessed the incident and could have valuable information
Stop the press! Nominations for Newcastle’s BNOC of the year 2024 are open
Hiruni FernandoThe ultimate accomplishment to add to your LinkedIn
‘Did you actually attend the lectures’: Ranking Newcastle Uni lecturers’ brutal comments
The Russell Group is beginning to rustle my feathers x
Northumbria University hosting first ever fashion show in support for Young Minds Charity
Lara ParsonsThe student-led event is taking place at Northumbria SU on the 22nd April
Newcastle Uni sports teams give advice to students wanting to start a sport next year
‘Be prepared to get drowned, whacked in the face and kneed in the crotch’
Northumbria student caught hiding class A drugs with intent to supply avoids prison time
28-year-old Arjun Tandon transformed his life after his arrest which had brought ‘shame’ on his family
Newcastle University student takes home £5,000 prize from ITV gameshow The 1% Club
22-year-old Maisie McClure didn’t use her ‘pass’ card until the 13th question
Everything I’ve learnt as a northern student whilst studying at Newcastle University
Hannah MercerWe’re like a rare species
Newcastle Fashion Show to be held in summer for both Newcastle and Northumbria students
The event will give all students the opportunity to model
Greggs to sponsor Newcastle graduations and students get a sausage roll with certificate
Students will be handed the sausage roll along with their certificates on the graduation stage
Here are the seven best ways to prepare for spring in the Toon as a Newcastle student
Kat QuintonSpring has nearly sprung!
Tropiloco event by Loosedays set to expand outside of Newcastle due to growing popularity
The event has sold out almost every week since starting in July 2023
Newcastle students vote towards fully plant-based catering on campus with 89 per cent majority
The motion will see an eventual transition to 100 per cent plant-based catering
I survived my first St Paddy’s Day in the Toon and this is how it went
Any excuse to drink am I right x
Time to paint the Toon green: All the St Paddy’s day events happening this weekend
Ignore that dissertation deadline and get a baby Guinness down you
How to make the most out of your final semester at Newcastle University
Mary WaringThere is more to life than your diss and the Philly Rob
These eight awful MAFS Australia editing errors prove this season was the most staged EVER
Ellie RingI can’t believe these all went by unnoticed?!
Guys, Hinge has added a ‘hidden words’ feature that lets you block people from your likes
Emily SmithLong walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
A deleted scene from Baby Reindeer showed how things really ended between Donny and Teri
Phoebe KowhaiFive months after the events of Baby Reindeer took place, the real Teri left Richard a voice mail
Raving to radio: Everything Richard Gadd did after the real life events of Baby Reindeer
He even had time to go travelling
‘She inspired me’: Everything Nava Mau has said about playing Teri in Baby Reindeer
‘When I read the script, I could tell that Richard really loved her’
Jess has accused Callum of cheating on her with fellow Love Island star before their split
This breakup just gets messier and messier
What have Sara and Tim been up to since leaving the drama of MAFS Australia 2024 behind?
Tim seems to have dropped off the face of the earth
Student jailed for stabbing his housemate to death after a fight over his music taste
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Jack reveals MAFS Australia producers forced him to change his vows ‘six or seven times’
As it didn’t fit ‘the theme’ they wanted for their storyline
Omg, Jayden tried to sell the bracelet he got Eden on MAFS Australia for extra cash
And asked if Eden wanted to split the profit
If you can’t wait for season four of The Umbrella Academy, here’s what else the cast is in
I need my daily dose of Klaus
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
How did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment