QUIZ: Where do I belong in the Robbo?

We all know the Robbo is the Toon’s secondary home to debut our new Nike gazelles and urban outfitters scrunchie, and like a scene of mean girls, where you sit is crucial for your social success at uni.

Take the tabtastic quiz to find out whether you’re the Regina George, or Janis Ian of the Robbo.

Why do you come to the Robinson?

1.)    To do some seminar reading a week in advance – I like to be prepared

2.)    To show off my new vintage Ralph Lauren in the cafeteria over some chive and sour cream “propercorn.”

3.)    To perv over the eye candy after using Tinder on a one mile radius.

4.)    To do an all night stint for an essay thats due in eight hours

What course do you do?

1.)    Bio medicine (or something smart like that)

2.)    Philosophy (or something sociological like that)

3.)    Media studies (or something easy like that)

4.)    Business management (or something we all know isn’t that hard but sounds it)

Where is your usual choice of totty spotting?

1.)    A quiet one at The Hancock does the trick

2.)    Cosmic Ballroom every time

3.)    Dance at Koos, time to get the dresses out

4.)    Tuptup Tuesdays

What’s your usual daily attire?

1.)    Jeans and a topman tee – on trend but efficient.

2.)    Your Nan’s old curtains and disco leggings.

3.)    Longchamp handbag and juicy tracksuit

4.)    Snapback, skin tight jeans and over sized tee (and yes that’s the boys)

What’s your choice of alcoholic beverage?

1.)    Six Sam Jack’s filthy trebles goes down a treat

2.)    Stiff gin and tonic with lime is the way

3.)    Cosmopolitan anyone?

4.)    Russian Standard vodka or Peroni as standard

What do you think you’ll come out with in your course?

1.)    A first is the only grade acceptable

2.)    Are we meant to pass? Thought we were just here for the MD

3.)    Daddy wants me to get a 2:1 so we’ll try for that

4.)    2:2 if we actually get our heads down in third year

What role are you in a group project?

1.)    Lead organiser and speaker, obviously

2.)    Should be grateful I turn up on the day

3.)    Does a couple of slides but all Wikipedia

4.)    Writes alot but all incorrect and utter garbage

Where did you live in first year?

1.)    Marris House

2.)    Castle Leazes

3.)    Central Link

4.)    Ricky Road

How many people do you bump into in the Robbo?

1.)    All us course mates like to order a dominoes in the basement, naughty

2.)    Everyone sporting trainers (not running trainers obviously) is a great friend

3.)    Just a couple – i’m select about who I interact with

4.)    Every promo lad and whore in the place

Why did you come to Newcastle?

1.)    They’re ranked the highest for my course

2.)    The DJs (and drugs) are sick

3.)    Wanted to meet the cast of Geordie Shore

4.)    Being a Promo Whore was your only aim

So here we are, here’s where you belong in the Robbo:

Mostly number 1: You belong in the silent section on the third floor, don’t need to bring your laptop, you’ll always get a seat you devoted work a holics, go forth to the third floor with pride (silently though.)

Mostly number 2: You belong outside smoking right next to the no smoking sign. When it finally gets abit chilly you belong in the canteen drinking a cappuccino.

Mostly number 3: You belong in the group study area on the ground floor where you can talk freely to your friends, no work is achieved but at least you’ve gotten here.

Mostly number 4: You belong here in the basement in the dead of night rushing out an essay so you can join the worldies in House of Smith before luring them home with your charm.