Who’s got the smallest package? Men’s football captain reveals all

Leicester’s men’s football captain, Daniel Henery, dishes up some dirt on the football team.

Daniel Henery, Men’s football team captain

Who thinks he’s the hardest?

“That’s Jordan Lewis all over. But Stefan Dill is the hardest.”

Worst dress sense?

“Probably Hristo Dobrev. Sorry Hristo, but what are thoooose!?”

Worst with the ladies?

“That’s easy. Jono Lummis without a doubt. If you ask the lads they’ll back me up. We’ve never actually seen him talk to the opposite sex…ever!”

Least Intelligent?

“Hundred percent Kieran Wellbelove. He hand wrote an assignment, then realised you can only submit electronic copies through Turnitin so he missed varsity because he had to type out his hand written essay. Only Kieran.”

Wannabe Ronaldo?

“I wouldn’t say we’ve got a wannabe Ronaldo. But we’ve defo got a wannabe Becks in Andy Devine.”

Funniest initiation?

“That’s got to go to Rory Cornelius for somehow getting tabasco sauce all over his balls.”

Dressingroom joker?

“Harry Painter. Always always joking around”.

Biggest moaner?

“That’s probably me actually. I’m always whining about something. Trying to get people to training on time, or even to turn up, so yeah that one is me.”

Most vein?

“This is a three-way shootout between Jordan Lewis, Ben Fletcher, and Kieran Wellbelove. The three of them think they’re 9/10s but I’d give them a solid 6. Actually, to be fair Kieran gets  a 7 because Jordan and Ben are oblivious to their lack of height. Shit they’re going to be calling me out for that one.”

Most trouble you’ve gotten into?

“To be fair we’re a good bunch of lads at the end of the day, I don’t think we’ve gotten into any serious trouble. Not yet anyway.”

Who’s got the smallest package?

“Sam Hobson.”