If you can survive pre-drinks in Mary Gee, you survive anything life throws at you
Tequila and vodka is what is required, not fruity cider
What is so wrong with just being from the Midlands?
tbh we all have a taxi driver story
They don’t teach you how to budget in sixth-form.
Flags with holes in them were spotted across campus
The Wetherspoon gods have answered our prayers
The Met Office issued two weather warnings for Leicestershire, one amber and one yellow warning.
Friendships will be tested and overdrafts will be rinsed
