Clubbers of the week: Locals Special

This is what happens when we leave Leicester.

Locals have taken over the clubs this month and given Leicester a bad name. Thank goodness we’re back to do it properly.

We’ve documented locals in their natural habitat to show you the horrors of non-student clubbing:

Trying out the gun fingers for good measure.

A local in his most natural form.

Maybe if I pull this pose I’ll look under 35.

This local scavenged to find an Adidas headband in order to attract a mate.

Here we see a locals scaring away any potential predators.

I can’t go wrong with this outfit, it’s so on trend, so fresh, so hilarious.

Locals sometimes disguise themselves when in unfamiliar environments.

Happy local and unimpressed local, a rare sighting to see the two together.

This local brandishes the skulls of victims on a scarf as a warning.

Here we see the male grappling to escape the grips of the enticing female.