Lancaster’s Maddest Fresher: The results
The results are in!
So the stakes were high, with Anna's finger-losing antics and Ben's milf-pulling adventures. But the official winner is… Ben Dulake.
So why Ben?
The nominations came in thick and fast for Ben, being part of Rugby League definitely helps with that! Known as being one of the biggest members of the team, Ben can often be seen absolutely legless after free tinnies (cheap night out, we wouldn't complain!)
His maddest moment?
Ben is most infamous for getting pissed at a rugby meal in Kashish (a firm favorite Lancaster eatery) and pulling a table of ladies there for a 50th birthday party. Not only did Ben pull, but he managed to rob a slice of cake. Win win situation if you ask me…
A word from Ben
'I feel honoured as this may be the only thing I get out of University. Thumb's still broken. Still eating curry. Still pulling 50 year olds.'
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BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY
Some just don’t even deserve a spot
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Right, so what the hell is escrow?!
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I just want to wear J.Lo’s dress 😭
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‘Students should not be disadvantaged academically because of any disruption’