Clubbers of the Week: Midterm Madness

Half way there and living like a player

If that exerpt wasn’t enough cringe for you, try every picture in the article. I get it, coursework was getting a bit much and you needed a break from working a 6 hour day 4 times a week. It was a choice between going home for the weekend and getting hammered so you chose the latter, I appreciate the sentiment. But do yourself a favour and the next time you’re out, take long hard look in the mirror, that’s you at your best. Well done.

Badman Ting of the week

"I be wit' my boys innit'."

“I be wit’ mah boys innit’.”

When he bites his lip #JustGirlThings

Nothing says confidence like a vest - William McKenzie

“Nothing says confidence like a vest.” – William McKenzie

Friend of a friend of the week

"It's alright man, you can hang out with us."

“It’s alright man, you can hang out with us.”

Hot girl of the week

At a certain point, these puns should be illegal

At a certain point, these puns should be illegal

When you’re Mormon but the club is lit

That shirt is an acca-no.

Thank God for Sugarhouse

Big cook little cook of the week

How do they stay mates when they never see eye to eye?

How do they stay mates when they never see eye to eye?

Existential Crisis of the week

Life is a dream, death is a lie, we are the imagination of ourselves

Life is a dream, death is a lie, we are the imagination of ourselves

Lively Ladies of the week

You two could suck the life out o a corpse

Calm down girls seriously

Wandering Limbs of the week

One... inch... closer...

One… inch… closer…

Hardcore World of Warcraft player of the week

"West Side son! If I see any Kalimdor mothafuckas up in here, I'll bust a Frostbolt in yo ass."

“East Side son! If I see any Kalimdor mothaflippas up in here, I’ll bust a Frostbolt in yo ass.”

Cat Strangler of the week

"Shhh Mr. Fluffles, only dreams now."

“Shhh Mr. Fluffles, only dreams now.”

Frieza lookalike of the week

freiza-of-the-week

This isn’t even his final form…

When dat booty on point

Are you from Namek? Cause that ass is out of this world

Are you from Namek? Cause that ass is out of this world

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