Watch yourselves, it’s Lancaster’s clubbers of the week
This week was an absolute freakshow
Tadiwa MahlungeEaster’s done and exams are on the horizon. Everything is due and all the responsible students are pulling all-nighters in the library. But these people are not responsible students. These people are animals; filthy, foamy, freakish but ultimately entertaining.
Uncle Sam of the week
I want YOU to tell me where I am
Loner of the week
“I don’t need friends to look fly.”
‘Urban’ guy of the week
Wagwan ma famalamalam?
Existential Crisis of the week
What’s terrifying about death isn’t its finality but its unpredictability and inevitability. It could happen tomorrow, maybe the day after, but it will happen to you and everyone you love.
‘Accidental Renaissance’ of the week
The Slipstine Chap
Shirt of the week
‘FUKH’: what the girls in the club think when they see him.
Lifeless eyes of the week
Jesus Christ man
Forced smile of the week
Seth Broken
Mandy trip of the week
“I could shag literally anything right now.”
Third wheel of th- wait, is that a dildo?
Dildo photobombs of the week
I guess this explains why the floor at Hustle is so sticky.
Photo credit to The Lancaster Photographer.
Lancs students: It’s time to apply for The Lancaster Tab 2024/25 editorial team
Amelia JordanThe deadline is on April 22nd, so get applying!
Lancaster University announces new Deputy Vice-Chancellor
Jessica OwenProfessor Rebecca Lingwood will take on the role from July 2024.
11 subjects from Lancaster University are in the World top 100 rankings
Jess LawlorAccording to the new rankings which have recently been released, some of the subjects at Lancaster University are within the world top 100
It’s official: Isaac from Sultan’s is running for Lancaster MP in upcoming local election
Hannah CleryHe’s getting ready to say ‘Hello my friends’ in the House of Commons
Celebrate your summer in style: Lancaster Uni Students’ Union introduces the Summer Ball
Amy HitchenWho needs Extravs when LUSU is throwing a Summer Ball?
We asked Lancs students about their moments of love at uni and the responses are adorable
What a lovely way to finish off the term
Kimberly Wyatt, Marvin Humes and James Haskell: Sugar announces Roses weekend lineup
Tickets will go on sale this Friday 22nd March 2024 at 4pm
From Sugar to Spoons: Where the cast of Celebrity Big Brother would be found in Lancaster
David would definitely be partying all night in Sugar!
Women dies from heart attack whilst swimming in pool at Lancaster University
Laura West died from an undiagnosed genetic heart condition
Tell us about your Lent term at Lancs and we’ll tell you which GUTS tour moment you are
Currently channelling all of our stress into screaming along to Get Him Back x
‘Reading this is like going through a maze’: Rating scathing Lancaster lecturer’s comments
Let’s be honest, lecturers can be absolutely brutal
Lancaster University Students’ Union announces nominees for the 2024 Society Awards
The winners will be announced on Wednesday 20th March
Happy St Paddy’s weekend! Here’s your guide to St Patrick’s Day in Lancaster
James DaviesHere’s the best and most lucrative way to spend St Patrick’s Day in Lancs
The Comedy Store set to come to the Great Hall for ‘a night of non-stop laughter’
Five of the ‘freshest and funniest comedians on the circuit’ will perform at Lancaster University
Quiz: Find your next dissertation writing study spot in Lancaster based on your personality
Stop procrastinating and go write your dissertation xx
Bay Search and Rescue save over 40 people from being caught out by spring tide in Morecambe Bay
Their patrols also saw their teams helping a number of vehicles to safety
Lancaster University achieves first victory in UniBrass Competition 2024
Lancaster University has its first win in the UniBrass Shield Section 2024
Lancaster University student charged with damaging fire door and assaulting three men
Ariana KubiakRitupren Sahoo assaulted a a police officer and two other men
66 per cent of Lancaster students’ maintenence loan doesn’t cover their rent – Tab Survey
74 per cent say that they rely on money from family and friends to cover their living costs
Tom Odell and Busted: Here’s this year’s Highest Point 2024 line up
Gok Wan loved Lancs so much last time, he’s back again!
Ellie Ring
Guys, Hinge has added a ‘hidden words’ feature that lets you block people from your likes
Emily SmithLong walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
A deleted scene from Baby Reindeer showed how things really ended between Donny and Teri
Phoebe KowhaiFive months after the events of Baby Reindeer took place, the real Teri left Richard a voice mail
Raving to radio: Everything Richard Gadd did after the real life events of Baby Reindeer
Francesca EkeHe even had time to go travelling
‘She inspired me’: Everything Nava Mau has said about playing Teri in Baby Reindeer
‘When I read the script, I could tell that Richard really loved her’
Jess has accused Callum of cheating on her with fellow Love Island star before their split
This breakup just gets messier and messier
What have Sara and Tim been up to since leaving the drama of MAFS Australia 2024 behind?
Tim seems to have dropped off the face of the earth
Student jailed for stabbing his housemate to death after a fight over his music taste
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Jack reveals MAFS Australia producers forced him to change his vows ‘six or seven times’
As it didn’t fit ‘the theme’ they wanted for their storyline
Omg, Jayden tried to sell the bracelet he got Eden on MAFS Australia for extra cash
And asked if Eden wanted to split the profit
If you can’t wait for season four of The Umbrella Academy, here’s what else the cast is in
I need my daily dose of Klaus
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
They got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
How did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’