
BOATRACE 2012: LIVE
Cambridge are now bound to win after the most chaotic boat race in living memory.
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John Bercow: ‘The Conservative Party has run out of steam’
The Tab sat down with the former speaker of the House of Commons to discuss personality in Parliament, party politics, and the public’s changing mood

In conversation with the May Week Alternative
Getting to know the people changing the way we give this May Week

The Ultimate Guide to Cambridge Museums
Yes, I review the cafes and gift shops as much as I do the educational value.

Review: Marie Antoinette
Y2k aesthetics meet a period drama, accompanied by a fictional talking sheep

Review: Indecent
A brilliantly performed piece exploring art, identity, and the pressures both can face

A round-up of LGBTQ+ history month in Cambridge
Wondering how to celebrate LGBTQ+ history month this February?

Jesus College host legacy of slavery talks with the UN Working Group
The UN visit Jesus College to discuss the legacy of racism and slavery

Cambridge protestors march in favour of blocked gender recognition bill
‘People don’t just fill the streets and march through their city on a whim. There is genuine outrage and hurt by this decision and it’s important decision-makers see this’

We ate cake with Marie Antoinette
‘Let them eat cake’ takes on a new meaning in this y2k nepo-baby-inspired production

Introducing the Arts, Humanities and Social Sciences Foundation Year
An article so I don’t have to explain my course to anyone again

UCU Strikes: 70,000 staff, 150 universities, 18 days
‘We would not be calling this action if we thought that there was another way’

5 ways to college propose this Lent
To have and to hold, in sickness (exam season) and in health (Wednesday night Revs)

What if the Zoolander characters went to Cambridge?
Because why assassinate the prime minister of Malaysia when you can cry over an essay?

Preview: The Last Five Years
This moving show highlights the role of time, loss and change in romantic relationships

Review: CUMTS Presents: The 24 Hour Musical
CUMTS astounds with a show of infectious enthusiasm – no January blues here!

The way we treat trans people will be history one day, future generations should be ashamed
Being trans has never been easy for us

All the shows you need to watch if you love Happy Valley, to fill the void of it ending
Viv Deering from No Offence has huge Catherine Cawood vibes

Meet the cast of Netflix’s new supernatural detective series Lockwood & Co
So this is what Francesca Bridgerton has been up to

You’ll never guess how old the cast of Lockwood & Co actually are in real life
I’m feeling really old now

All the LGBTQ+ influencers you should be following to make your feed even better
This is exactly what we need rn

Dami Hope hits back at ‘deluded people’ who have been comparing him to Ron on Love Island
‘You guys are so mad that I don’t fit into this narrative you’ve created for me’

Inside Molly-Mae’s Depop shop where she’s selling designer clothes for 90 per cent off
All the money goes to charity too!

Inside Matty Healey’s surprisingly beige £1.2 million London home
It’s where he has all his deep and depressing thoughts x

A huge party and SK proposes again: What’s coming in new Love Is Blind: After the Altar
Bartise and Nancy are friends now?!

This is where you recognise the cast of Netflix’s Bank of Dave from
Stylax from Plebs singing Losing My Religion? That’s going right on my watchlist

The Last of Us showed a gay love story to the mainstream audience who need to see it most
Queer people exist, even amidst the apocalypse

Molly-Mae has gained over 100k Instagram followers since announcing she’s given birth
She’s gained over half a million since she shared she was pregnant

Strikes are back but they’re not affecting uni VCs – students are the ones struggling
Stop making the uni’s poor working conditions my problem

From Australia to Bournemouth: These are the hometowns of the winter Love Island 2023 cast
I could listen to Jessie talk for hours

What your choice of ski fit says about your overall vibe on the slopes
If I see one more Napapijri jacket, I’m going to scream

Molly-Mae has announced the name of her daughter and it’s so wholesome
No one could have guessed this(!)

A wholesome reminder of all the Love Island couples who are still together
I didn’t realise there were this many!

Happy Valley fans have a harrowing theory about why Poppy doesn’t take her coat off
I won’t know peace until I have answers

An ode to Zara: The best girl in the villa on winter Love Island 2023
The casting team are really in their bag this season

Influencer says if you don’t own a Lambo in your 20s, you need a serious talk with yourself
I’m getting the words: Small man syndrome