In a sporty way not a panic way
Just ducking around or solving an actual problem?
And everyone is going quackers about it
ROSIE gets naked this week, and she thinks you should all do the same.
Coverage of every race as it happens, right here on The Tab.
Mr. ASBO has finally been moved from the Cam, to the delight of rowers and journos alike.
JOE BATES and MICHAEL ALHADEFF consider impact of Trenton Oldfield on us, the transnational-corpo-aristocratic ruling class.
Cambridge are now bound to win after the most chaotic boat race in living memory.
Rosa Robson presents her pick of the week’s best comments, including a visit from Batman and Robin, some scrabble banter and Rebecca Black on buns.
HARDY CUBASCH is your wingman in this week’s column, with five Boathouse bachelors to get your heart boat-racing
Mr ASBO’s days on the river could be numbered after Cam Conservancy decided to request for its removal.