Sussex’s Most Eligible Bachelor Nominee: Toby Keen

Greetings all, my friends claims that I am single and ready to mingle, so here we go: my name is Toby but some people call me Big Tobz, but only if they know me well, others call me Keeno because I’m keen for the ladies. I’m a first year geography student, so if you're lost I can help you find your way. You probably already know everything about me because I am generally the biggest name on campus as far as I’m aware.

Within my group of friends I am thought of as the really really good looking one that gets all the gyaldem. I get especially turned on when a girl wears clothes that old people wear. So get yourself some nice granny socks.

I’m also known as the sesh legend of Northfield because I can handle a beer or a bottle of grey gooze now and then. I love alternative raves which are a bit edgy like me (because I got my cartilage pierced) and I have an amazing quiff. Off-campus you'll find me at volks on a thursday, it's usual quite empty so I'm looking for my queen to make it a truly exciting night.

Nobody loves a good sesh more than I do, but I certainly had my weirdest drunk experience in a Greek strip club in Zante, when I got 'assigned' a stripper who wouldn't leave me alone and caressed my back for a solid 5 minutes before I left. Ever since I've been looking for that special someone who'd caress my back just like that Greek goddess did.

Favourite thing about yourself: My pure masculinity

Pet peeve: When a girl calls me anything less than a 10/10

Pineapple on pizza: Absolutely fucking not

Ideal date: Cheap one at skint probably

What's the most attractive quality a girl can have: When they have more of a beard than me

Favourite sex position: Probably in the ear

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