Better get that essay started then
‘I’m just a small town boy looking for my city girl’
‘Preferably looking for a lady with daddy issues’
‘I’ve often been referred to as the VK king, but maybe it’s time to find my VK queen?’
‘I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?’
Luckily she’s used to being surrounded by snakes
Just paws for a second and pet some doggies.
It’s that time of the year again
You could easily spend the £12 on a few pints
You don’t want to miss this one
Balancing life between catwalks and the sesh
Existing students and staff are advised to keep car parks free for incoming Freshers.
O’Zapft is, get your lederhosen and dirndl ready
‘I’ve got a permanent perky nipple’
The university is considering compulsory consent classes
