Plan a socially distanced picnic and we’ll tell you which Lancs college you really belong in
A ham sandwich screams Fylde
As we ease slowly out of lockdown plans to reunite with your Lancaster pals are in the ropes. You’re all trying to find dates in July where you can get back to Lancaster, and a picnic is definitely on the cards.
The thing is, what you put into your picnic basket says a lot about you. But it says even more about which college you really belong to. If you’re bringing champagne do you really belong in Bowland? Did your mum make those sandwiches, and if she did, you know you belong in Fylde right? Are you using the picnic to drink as much as your physically can? If you are, Grizedale is definitely the college for you. Can’t stop talking about your end of year results? Oh sweet Pendle child.
Take this quiz and plan your socially distanced picnic accordingly, your plans will only reveal which college you really belong in.
Lockdown measures include UCLAN
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It’s not squeaky clean
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The library service will ‘look a little different to usual.’
‘The petition is very simple: David Starkey is a racist and should not be honoured by Lancaster University’
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Is it dodgy? That’s for you to decide
‘Drag is best when it’s an authentic expression.’
How wrong you are about racism is a joke
and also the allies
Miss Trunchbull was in Gavin and Stacey
Me whisking my unstiffend cloud bread for thirty minutes👁👄👁💧
Do you know your Avril from your Christina?
Unsure if your eight hour Don’t Tell The Bride study break counts towards this
The most important uni stat tbh
‘We were totally fine that day. I thought we were totally fine’
There’s always one texting her ex
No.7: They will forever insist they’re not a Tory
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‘That looks like my Grandad’s colostomy bag’ is a personal fav
Addison Rae is a multimillionaire 🙃
Buy a damn reusable mask!
Another apocalypse? Another set of memes
He called claims ‘factually incorrect’
She hasn’t posted anything since July
Apparently I’m a catfish and ‘need to smile more’
‘Me trying to find grilled cheese on the fancy menu’