From stage to pool: King’s water polo is back to entertain at Varsity

Like Rugby… but better

With our girls in the running for the national cup and the boys making headlines on KissCollegeLondon we're ready to steal the spotlight yet again.

Now meet the players:

Women's Captain: Britt “Casualty” McHugh

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Bad shoulders, worse knees, all heart <3

Zoe “Shortie” Barr

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Left drive

We'd put a blurb, but she's got the most dirt on all of us.

Clarice “Aphrodite” Brambilla

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Right wing

If Valentine’s Day were a person…

Flora “Tied up” Guarnotta

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Right drive

She’s fifty shades of pink, ‘nuff said.

Katja “MVP” Rauber

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Her shots will ‘cut-ya’ in half!

Ainara “Salsa” Lopez-Pardo

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She'll dance circles around you, in and out of the pool.

Jordan “Light it up” Onweller

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Left drive

She may be from Chicago, but deep-dish is not okay.

Gabriella “Gabs" Dow

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Right drive

Why do people always think her name is Kelly?

Alice “Aussie” Kennedy

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Left wing

You think you know her and then she speaks fluent French and you question everything.

Xanni “Alexa” von Guionneau

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Right wing

Don't ask her to play Despacito.

Men's Captain: Alex “Take Me Out” Osband

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Pit defence

“God in the water, but useless at anything below the waist.”

Olly “Romeo” Norton

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Left wing

Mr. Steal-ya-girl if he wasn’t always taken.

Lewys “Stripper” Burnett-Jones

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Left wing

"If we didn’t stop him there wouldn't be towels at Take Me Out."

Joseph “JJ” Ryder Richardson

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He may be a keeper, but he sure does score.

Victor “Stage-fright” Ang

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Pit defence

“The cute one with the glasses…”

Clarence “I’m so done with this” Woon

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Left drive

Sweet and sour with a side of chikin.

Eren “f*cking Jäger” Yagmurlu

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Is there any position he can’t do well?

Connor "not Conor" Dibblin

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Right wing

"Yes, there is another Connor."

Joseph "Newbie" Selwan

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Right drive

Ain't nothing going to keep this boy down.

Nic “God Bless America” Rago

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Right wing

The stars and stripes personified.

The women's game against UCL will start at 19:00 on and the men's will follow from 20:00. Both games are hosted at York Leisure Centre, Bethnal Green on Saturday 9th March. Bring your friends, flatmates, and that funny lookin' cousin. Tickets available here.