‘A den of sin but the sofas make it wholesome’: What King’s students really think of The Vault
Drinking there? Nah, we just like the sofas
Ever since its grand opening earlier this academic year, The Vault has garnered a lot of attention. Everyone has been asked at least once what what they really, really (not but really) think about it.
So we took matters into our own hands and walked around campus one freezing almost-winter morning asking the ever fated question: What do you really think about The Vault?
And we got answers. Some of them are funny. Others are brutal. All of them are true.
So, uhm, how would you describe club nights at The Vault?
That's one way to see it!
Repent on your sins
Sports night can't be everyone's cup of tea…
Hear this, The Vault? Hire more of us pls
Ouch! Can't help but think it's fair tho
Any general opinions?
Yasss all hail the curly fries
We know they're getting their money's worth out on the drinks (those sofas must have been expensive!)
We just want more food!!!
Finally, we can conclude, with deeply heartfelt sentiment, that…
Well said, sir
Aaron Edwards
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