Here are the King’s Hockey girls ready to walk all over all over UCL at Varsity on the 10th of March
They’re here to kick ass and take names
Tom HaynesThe hockey Varsity showdown between King's and UCL will take place on the 10th of March at KCL's homeground, Honor Oak Park. Buy your tickets here. Here are the girls.
Captain: Lizzie Godwin, third year Nursing
Position: Midfield
Most renowned for: having at least 191 unread messages.
Nicky Screawn, second year Liberal Arts
Position: Midfield
Most renowned for: not winning Ninja Warrior UK.
Katy Henman, fourth year Philosophy, Politics and Economics
Position: Midfield
Most renowned for: upholding her BNOC title for four years.
Daria Galkina, first year Biomedical Engineering
Position: Defender
Most renowned for: redecorating her shoes with vomit.
Georgia Burns, second year Geography
Position: Defender
Most renowned for: uttering the phrase "just put it on the Amex."
Tori Needham, Second year Geography
Position: Forward
Most renowned for: getting a job purely to fund her Dover Castle expenditures.
President: Jenny Morris, third year Physics and Philosophy
Position: Forward
Most renowned for: teaching the entire team how to drink.
Kate Griffin, second year Theology
Position: Midfield
Most renowned for: paying rent in SE5 and living in BR.
Mia Bradford, first year History
Position: Forward
Most renowned for: being M. I. A.
Anna Martin, MSc Mental Health Studies
Position: Goalie
Most renowned for: leaving her goalie kit at home.
Adelaide Brennan, first year Medicine
Position: Defender
Most renowned for: being in the Chloe Wilson Training Academy.
Tara Thorpe, MA Ancient History
Position: Forward
Most renowned for: spending approximately three week a year in the UK.
Natalie Price, MSc Global Health and Social Justice
Position: Defender
Most renowned for: being a hero.
Anna Robinson, third year Buisness Management
Position: Defender
Most renowned for: being a second team infiltrator.
Angie Price, second year History and International Relations
Position: Forward
Most renowned for: two degrees of separation from Obama.
Chloe Wilson, PGCE English
Position: Defender
Most renowned for: being extremely passionate about cheeseburgers.
Ellie Yianni, third year Philosophy and Ethics
Position: Midfield
Most renowned for: being Mrs. Stoodley.
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