Clubbers of the Week: Week Five
Look at us, who would have thought, not me
Emily Louise GrayHello, you lot. Week five is here and we're all a little scared but we're doing our best. Deadlines are looming and you're definitely shocked and offended that uni actually requires doing work.
It's okay though, we've got a little bit of procrastination for you, because you deserve it. So go on, have a scroll and see if you made the cut this week.
Clearly that fart was not trustworthy
When your mate is banging on about how much she loves the ex that's cheated on her five times for the third time tonight
"That should be me, holding your hand"
When you've already pulled but spot yet another 10/10
Wow, there really ARE plenty of fish in the sea
"Brexit has been delayed until the 31st January 2020"
The back of his t-shirt has Boris actually fucking the UK
When your mate surprises you with two VK's
You are what you eat
We're peanut butter jelly of this costume
When you touch a boob for the first time and need a picture to prove it to your mates
"But did you see a nipple, it only counts if you saw a nipple"
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked footage from Area 51
We all just want a man who can take two VK's at once
NatWest
The Ox Events is going to to be releasing ‘scrunchies’ to help stop spiking of drinks
Abby ShawThey’re being released with the hope of giving students ‘a peace of mind’
The Brookes Tab is looking for new writers – and we want you!
Join us for an open meeting in the Brookes Union Bar on Thursday 7th October at 6pm!
001 Taxis gives driver lifetime ban from company following allegation of sexual assault
Brookes Union has ‘requested that all Safe Taxi drivers have refresher training’
Oxfordshire may become first county to ban smoking in outdoor dining areas
Eli SkevingtonIt‘s part of a ‘smoke-free’ plan
Police confirm body found in Essex as Brookes student Richard Okorogheye
Izzy SchifanoRichard was reported missing two weeks ago
Meet the freshers behind the new unofficial Oxford Brookes clothing brand
OBU Threads is selling unofficial Brookes hoodies and sweatshirts
Brookes officially adopting ‘Brookes not books’ as its new marketing material
The university has said it is proud of its students’ honesty about their own intelligence
Police ‘increasingly concerned for welfare’ of missing Brookes student
Richard Okorogheye was reported missing last Wednesday
Here are the clubbing nights you won’t want to miss out on this June
The Ox Events are back and better than ever
Brookes student starts a petition calling for lighting to be installed in South Park
The petition already has over 600 signatures
Oxford Brookes University postpones graduation 2021
The university will host online celebrations this year instead
‘I was told to stop being dramatic’: Brookes students’ experiences with uni Wellbeing
‘I finally got a counselling session booked in and they cancelled one minute before it started’
Brookes closes investigation into rugby social where team ‘tried to get girls’ nudes’
The uni said it didn’t have any victims or witnesses to ’substantiate the allegation’
Say It Loud launch campaign for compulsory ‘masculinity’ workshops for male uni students
The campaign wants to tackle toxic masculinity with workshops
Oxford Brookes announces face-to-face teaching will not return until at least 8 March
The teaching timetables have also been confirmed
Here are all your favourite small businesses to support in Oxford right now
We asked for your faves and you didn’t disappoint!
Brookes Union has launched a petition for a no detriment policy
They are also requesting rent refunds
Oxford Brookes announces no face-to-face teaching until at least 14 February
Online teaching will commence on 25 January for most students
So this is where that Holy Spirit Activate song on TikTok comes from
Georgia MooneySomeone get this damn song out of my mind
Can you remember exactly how these characters in YOU died? Take this quiz to find out
Hayley SoenI haven’t truly recovered from many of these deaths
Harrison Brocklehurst
‘New first years are the best we’ve had,’ says Birmingham lecturer
Danny ShawBut would they have got in if they’d sat their A-Levels?
Libby Mae and Katylee keep on making TikToks about going back to exes and it’s very suss
Long live the Libby Mae and Katylee TikTok drama
It’s finally happening, so here’s what we actually know about Tiger King season two
There will be five episodes, promising even more ‘stunning’ revelations
Love Island’s Anton says he feels ‘blessed to be alive’ after crashing into a bus
Lydia Venn‘I just feel so grateful that no one was hurt’
Ok, but why do teachers always say these 27 passive aggressive things?
6. You’re the one who needs your GCSEs not me – I’ve got my degree
QUIZ: Witch Sanderson sister from Hocus Pocus are you?
I am both pleased with that pun AND the fact I got Sarah
16 juicy behind the scenes facts and production secrets about making YOU on Netflix
Joe Goldberg’s character was thought up in a coffee shop when the writer saw a man staring at her
The government has just announced it’s cutting the price of prosecco
The price of draught beer and cider will also fall
Serving Met Police officer to appear in court after being charged with rape
PC Adam Zaman has been suspended
An ode to Love Quinn: The fashion icon who broke her back carrying the third season of YOU
Love Quinn understood the assignment every damn time
Universities could be shut down if they don’t protect free speech, minister says
They could also face fines in less extreme cases
Only Winnie Sanderson herself could get full marks in this Hocus Pocus trivia quiz
What a glorious quiz… Makes me SICK!
The huge brand deals that have made Love Island 2021’s Liberty a multi-millionaire already
She’s on course to be one of the most successful Islanders ever
Quiz: Plan a day in Stars Hollow and we’ll tell you who would be your best friend
Obvs I want to be mates with Kirk
You say you’re obsessed with Joe Goldberg, so can you ace this quiz all about him?
If you get full marks you’re as much of a creeper as he is
6,000 of you voted: This is who you declared the best girl band of all time
The top two dominated the votes and it was CLOSE
These are all best TikToks about season three of YOU on Netflix
They’re so good Joe Goldberg has locked them in his glass box to keep forever