Clubbers of the Week: Week Five

Hello, you lot. Week five is here and we're all a little scared but we're doing our best. Deadlines are looming and you're definitely shocked and offended that uni actually requires doing work.

It's okay though, we've got a little bit of procrastination for you, because you deserve it. So go on, have a scroll and see if you made the cut this week.

Clearly that fart was not trustworthy

When your mate is banging on about how much she loves the ex that's cheated on her five times for the third time tonight

"That should be me, holding your hand"

When you've already pulled but spot yet another 10/10

Wow, there really ARE plenty of fish in the sea

"Brexit has been delayed until the 31st January 2020"

The back of his t-shirt has Boris actually fucking the UK

When your mate surprises you with two VK's

You are what you eat

We're peanut butter jelly of this costume

When you touch a boob for the first time and need a picture to prove it to your mates

"But did you see a nipple, it only counts if you saw a nipple"

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked footage from Area 51

We all just want a man who can take two VK's at once