Not only will you be paid, you’ll also get free pizza for a year
The coil infected my womb causing contractions like I was giving birth
The organisers already bring legendary nights
For Brookes students, it’s not always easy being just down the road from Oxford
Due to safety regulations The Cellar may soon be gone for good
It needs 10,000 signatures before the government responds
Doing my diss in the tub definitely kept me up to date
You probably know who he is
Tag yourself, I’m the flat-out drunkard
Your lectures send you to sleep anyway so it makes sense
If you don’t know them, spice up your life honey
You’re probably still making stupid decisions tbh
When your motivation is declining, sleep pattern is non-existent and diet is mostly vodka
Strikes are likely to start after Easter
