Clubbers of the Week: Week Two

Valentine’s, Shmalentine’s


It's February and it's cold, you still don't have a bae to snuggle. The evenings may be getting lighter but for you they're only getting lonelier.

Lucky for you, here at The Tab we like to make you smile at least once a week. So here it is, your weekly happiness, enjoy it while it lasts.

To start us off, here are the bachelors of the week

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"Who's a massive Tory?"

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When she asks for a hug but your boyf likes her pics on insta

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We can smell tomorrow morning's regret from here

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We found human Shrek in PT

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This is the look of a guy who knows he won't be sleeping alone tonight

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When she's having another drunken quarter life crisis but you gotta get that sweet pic for the 'gram

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THIS… IS… SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lip hydration comes first ladies, keep them LUSCIOUS

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"It doesn't count if you don't touch her nipples"

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Shit hair? Gnarly bro

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