Clubbers of the Week: Week One

It’s basically Freshers’ Week 2.0

'Twas the night before lectures, when all thro' the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; everyone was out drinking without care, in hopes that in the morn their hangover wouldn't be there.

Oh, and here's clubbers.

I vant to suck your blad

I hope he wins

When he says he likes flexible girls

Don't turn your life upside down for no-

Finally, a nice guy I can bring home to the parents

"Babe, take your knickers off so I can get on Clubbers of the Week"

"POUNDED" now in cinemas near you

On a scale of one to even, I can't

Look at all the fucks he gives

Do you like dragons? 'Cause in a minute I'll be dragon my balls across your face

Can I get a fucking NOOT NOOT