The coil infected my womb causing contractions like I was giving birth
It needs 10,000 signatures before the government responds
You probably know who he is
If you don’t know them, spice up your life honey
Refunds will be given from 3pm today
“The fight will be the bloodiest of the night”
Complete these asap or you’ll regret it
Free gin and gorgeous people? Yes please.
Line up boys, she’s pretty amazing
It promises to be Brookes’ biggest event yet
It’s the perfect path to a job in the media industry
New year, new you and all that
Which of these beautiful boys should be crowned?
You’ll want one of these girls for Christmas
SO MANY CUDDLES WILL BE HAD
These are the last of the hot hunks competing to be crowned
You have an extra day to get your life together
They are just too perfect
Apparently they all have great bums
Which of these girls should be crowned?
They are too dreamy for words
Like our fb page and tag two mates in the post to win
It is finally time to start voting for the girlies
Which of these cuties should be crowned?
A heat full of hotties, our favourite
Here’s the next bunch of beautiful boys
Which of these hotties should be crowned?
There’s nothing holding back these boys
Get your nominations in
Where there is snakebite, there is this fresher
Who do you think should be crowned?
Warning: contains way too many jokes about BJs
This is the only award you will want to win
They are just so freshhhh
You just have to be fun and under 5’8
Who you gonna call? The Safety Bus!
See you in August, August, August
It is so much more than just music
He got nearly 5,000 votes in the final
Since when did Wheatley look so good?
Sean Paul, My Nu Leng and Rag’n’Bone Man will be right on our doorstep
If you’re reading this, and haven’t been nominated, it’s proabaly too late
Hey now, you’re an all-star, get your fuzz on, get laid
They’re all fit, but only one can progress through to the next round
Here’s the next bunch of our most popular on campus
It happened during Pure Bridge
‘It’s going to be a big one’
The only Reading we have done this semester
You can now do everything online
Like a Virgin, fuzzed for the very first time
One guy downed a bottle of wine in under 10 seconds to impress the ladies
It also funds Islamic extremist and white supremacist groups
We are pretty great
Who’s up for it?
We’re deffo better in bed
We could face disciplinary action
Raising money for Movember with one of the most infamous moustaches around
Easy recipes for desperate students
So many dirty secrets