Valentine’s Special: Clubbers of the Week
You didn’t let us down
Asma ButtWe trawled through the finest photos that capture you at your best.
Pull Cam
The photographers at Crash made sure to capture the spirit of Valentine’s Day
Best foreground bomb
Most distracted
Taking club photos is a missed opportunity to see da one
Best Pose
She’s so in the zone
Quintessentially queasy
Mate, the camera is worth a bomb, careful
Most makeup
The contouring looks so good
Dirtiest Dancing
That night, something special happened
Best cock-block
It’s a balloon, but from a distance…
Best hair
It’s so glossy, like Vogue magazine
Best bouncers
When Institute’s security rock up at the rival club
Countryfile’s coolest
Emmerdale rang, they want their costumes back
Edgiest Clubbers
On a knife edge off the edge of a cliff
Laziest clubber
Single and ready to mingle?
Most exaggerated
it’s a Stella, the Champagne is still in the fridge
Most likely to be in a band
Step aside Haim
Best action shot
So much action, you don’t know where to look
Most model potential
That football shirt looks so good on him
Hydro Flask
Family of Aberdeen student launches legal bid to sue her ex-boyfriend over her death
Francesca EkeEmily Drouet took her own life in 2016 after a campaign of abuse
Over 10,000 Scottish students denied university accommodation each year
Ollie Lewis‘There must be no repeat of the chaotic scenes that we saw in the autumn’
What Aberdeen students need to know about the new lockdown changes
Holly FergusonHere are the changes AU is putting in place for the start of term.
‘There is a genocide going on’: Aberdeen students protest against SARS
Students stand against the suffering and brutality in Nigeria
Eva Agerbaek
There are 82 Covid cases at Aberdeen Uni, and “a number” are linked to The Bobbin
Health experts claim some of the students had been to The Bobbin
17 per cent capacity and reduced opening times among new AU library restrictions
Prepare for a term of studying at home, the SDR only lets in 170 students!
Aberdeen students have tested positive for coronavirus at Hillhead Student Village
Izzy SchifanoAll residents of Wavell House are being asked to self-isolate
Pubs are closing again in Aberdeen as lockdown restrictions reimposed
The measures will last for at least seven days
‘I’ll take a different route next time’: Aberdeen student cycles to Athens
After 40 days, 4000km, wild animals, and inedible food all because of Covid
Tributes paid to Aberdeen student after body found in search
Tom HaynesHe was described as ‘talented’ and ‘wonderful’
AUSA rejects affiliation application from BAME Law Society
Eilidh HunterThe group believe it can provide a service that is not available on campus
Online tests and one-way systems: How Aberdeen University is preparing for next semester
Elsa PapaWhat are the responses to Aberdeen university’s new ‘blended learning’ approach to teaching.
‘Open and ready to return’: Aberdeen University announces plans for next semester
Rachele FletcherThe university will be using a ‘blended learning’ approach
Aberdeen University exams to go ahead despite no-detriment policy
Miguel ObsinesThe university released details of their no detriment policy via an email to students.
Freshers’ Week 2020 postponed at University of Aberdeen
The move will allow preparations for online learning to be made
Desperate law students fined £1,000 for breaking into SDR to steal textbooks
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
COVID-19 has robbed final years of the time of their lives. We’re allowed to be upset
Lauren RobertsonWe had months left with our friends, but that time was snatched away
Feeling lucky? These are officially the easiest Oxbridge colleges to get into in 2024
Claudia CoxMay the odds be ever in your favour x
The MAFS UK 2024 couples and which 2023 couple they are most like, based on vibes
Hayley SoenCaspar is just like Georges and I won’t hear different
‘When I’m with you, you’re the only girl’: Why Leo is the biggest Love Is Blind villain
Sofia AiraI’d be flipping the sofa over if he’d told me ‘you were my number two’
Wait – Liam Payne’s ex is dragging him on TikTok rn and she’s really not holding back
Harrison Brocklehurst‘When you enable someone, they’re never going to realise what they’ve done is bad’
Nick reveals real reason he didn’t talk intimacy with Hannah on camera during Love Is Blind
‘Now I’ve learned it’s ok to be vulnerable’
Omg, MAFS Australia’s biggest ever villain just got engaged and I’m not sure how to feel
Ellie RingNot sure if I’ve forgiven him fully
Why is everyone terrified of Beyoncé? Explaining the bizarre TikTok conspiracy theory
Alexa, play She Knows by J. Cole
The most brutal and bizarre reviews of whatever Lady Gaga was doing in Joker: Folie à Deux
Apparently ‘audience members may walk out feeling punished’
Luke’s had many wild transformations: Here’s what his life was like before MAFS UK 2024
This man has lived a thousand lives
Leo is desperately trying to prove he didn’t constantly talk about money on Love Is Blind
It’s actually quite embarrassing for him
Erm, Holly from MAFS UK is selling her wedding dress on Vinted for half the price she paid
She’s also selling other outfits that she wore on the show
A video of Liam Payne constantly talking over Harry Styles resurfaced and it’s awful
‘Harry was so f*cking sick of him’
The Menendez brothers’ case is officially under review: Here’s what that actually means
Ryan Murphy thinks Lyle and Erik will be free by Christmas
So, this is how much it costs for UK students to go to uni in other countries
What did I pay thirty grand for?
There was an absolutely huge editing error in Tell Me Lies that will ruin the show for you
I can’t get over how bad this is
Debunked: Is Joey Essex going to be on Big Brother as a housemate or not?
He was in the house with Chelsea from Selling Sunset during Late & Live last night
P Diddy’s mother finally releases a bombshell statement about her son’s arrest
She hailed that ‘he has made mistakes in the past, as we all have’
Charlie brutally reveals her current relationship status with Eve following MAFS UK exit
It’s even worse than I expected
So it turns out Tom Grennan’s Gillette advert bop is actually a cover from the 80s!?
Cue the 40 year olds fuming that they already knew this
The Platform 2 ending explained: What really happened to Perempuán and the little boy?
The Platform 2 wins the award for the most depressing ending known to man
Leo defends his angry rant at Hannah that left her in tears in the Love Is Blind pods
‘I don’t know if I could have done anything any different’