Website of the Week: Engrish.com
Struggling to write that dissy? Well imagine if your spelling was as bad as this
English: it’s the international language of business. It’s Shakespeare’s language. Some of the greatest people to have ever lived have spoken it. Mandela, Churchill, Beyoncé.
So it’s no wonder the rest of the world wants to have a go. Engrish.com is a celebration of the endearingly hilarious attempts of Jonny F to translate their signs into our tongue.
If anything, there are too many signs to get through. If you’re in the middle of your dissertation, you might want to save this one for a rainy day.
Click here to visit Engrish.com.
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