Clubbers of the week: Do you look good on the dance floor in week four
Who doesn’t love a Maccies mid-boogie?
Ellie WilsonYou’ve been partying for four weeks now – a whole month of boozy shenanigans for you all to retell (with varying degrees of why did I do that) to one another the day after. This week we were treated to nights filled with shark-themed accessories and a range of Maccies goodies to help sustain the good times.
Album of the week
Music can have political undertones, others choose to use their talent to speak their truths
Runners up
Bully’s out here giving Mr Worldwide a run for his money
A nautical-themed club track, perhaps?
Stunner of the week
Stunners of the week have a good time and look good while they do
Runners up
The smiliest stunners this week
It’s giving girl power
Hero of the week
Not a care in the world, just vibes and shark sunnies
Runners up
If I had half the energy these heroes have my life would be infinitely better off
Sure, the guy with his thumbs up looks happy, but the real hero here is the wonderfully bejewelled guy behind him
Creeper of the week
This creeper has thrown his stein into the air just so he can creep on Bully
Runners up
A victorious smile from this creeper
He saw his opportunity and took it
Dancing Queen of the week
A trio of dancing queens, very much giving Donna and the Dynamos
Runners up
The shark sunnies are once again completing the look
May we all look this good while bopping to our favourite tunes
Unhappy Clubber of the week
When the club isn’t playing Midnights by Taylor Swift
Runners up
Not quite drunk enough for club photos perhaps?
The eyes are screaming ‘save me’
Heroine of the week
This heroine has doubled up on the glasses (also – happy birthday!!)
Runners up
These heroines believe in comfort and have not compromised on style while doing so
Shark sunnies to last a lifetime
WTF of the week
If I’m 100% honest, I’ve seen people offer more for less
Runners up
The excitement of DIY Disco has been known to have this effect on people
So much to unpack, I’m not even too sure how to describe it
Squad of the week
Bully attracts only the very best squads
Runners up
A birthday girl gang is only ever completed once they have two men dressed as Ronald McDonald to accompany them
This squad are giving the Lincoln Jets a run for their money – a 10/10 pyramid
Shark of the week
Sharing the love on a night out with your mates is what it’s all about
Runners up
Rumour has it Bully’s going to appear on ex on the beach
Flirting in the club is a struggle when Call Me Maybe is blaring over the speakers
Best of the rest
Photo credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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