Clubbers of the Week: Not too late for week 28
And they all lived happily ever after…
Louie ReedAs things are definitely heating up weather-wise, the same seems to be going for this week’s dance floors. Like an awkward hookup the morning after, let’s sit down and give ourselves a perfect chance to see how things unfolded this weekend. With entries from multiple clubs, like that’s a surprise, roll on the weekend.
Album of the week
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Runners up
Me to my mates last cigarette outside the club
Footage of Superbull being able to fly
Hero/Heroine of the week
Runners up
Clocked off to get his rocks off
“Bring the Balenciaga darling”
Creeper of the week
Think she’s seen herself 20 years in the future
Runners up
He can sink a pint
not niche enough for him there
WTF of the week
The yassified tin foil hat
Runners up
Terrible day to be a luke warm can of fosters
He doesn’t need Shazam. He ponders it. He already knows your phone number.
Stunners of the week
“Oh my god he does Clubbers of the week?”
Runners up
Jack and Rose could never
Photo credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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