I feel like we need some kind of funky intro music for this
‘Our job is to protect you’
From one collection of students to another
And the islander coupling up with your accommodation is…
The uni is also now in the top 20 for student satisfaction
Because we deserve some attention too
Despite the UK scoring zero, we can laugh about it… right?
Having your ID on you isn’t all you need to remember when you start going out again…
‘It’s confusing that we can’t go back considering everything else is going back to normal’
I didn’t sleep for 24 hours after this from all of the caffeine
The ‘not all men’ narrative is highly inappropriate, now so more than ever
‘I believe teachers, supermarket workers, and other key sectors should be moved up the vaccine list’
Alexa, how do I stop myself from crying in the club
Stop pretending that lockdown made you buy that Robert Pattinson bed quilt… we all know you wanted it anyway
Because if you’re not running a small business of your own, you definitely know someone who is
May we never date another Aqua House
Prepare for a chaos that will rival that of you and your uncle over the Queen’s Christmas speech
I may be hitting 20 but this was too much fun to pass up on
We all know you only bought LEDs because Tiktok told you to
Ellie Wilson
