The thought of washing all the artificial snow out of my hair makes me want to cry
Get your ugly festive sweaters ready, society Christmas socials are upon us
*Insert mental image of me Googling who Chef Dave is*
Is that the whisper of Mariah Carey I hear??
From pizza parties to VK giveaways, what’s not to love about this week
Halloween continued to bring the energy and you were all here for it
The chaos and carnage of Halloween never fails to disappoint
Who doesn’t love a Maccies mid-boogie?
Life imitates art or, in this case, life imitates the sliding heap of what was once a cake
The silent disco really brings out the best… in some of you
Every day’s a school day – unless it’s the day after Quack, in which case the day doesn’t exist
Because really, who’s going to let a little freshers’ flu get in the way of meeting Cal the Dragon?
‘Living in the tent started off as a joke so when it happened it was definitely a shock’
Your opinions on icks, student accommodation and flat-cest
Warm weather and St Patrick’s Day? We’re being spoiled
From authors to mothers – we love them all
If I have to keep rhyming these titles I’m going to lose it
‘These are troubling times and as we wish for a peaceful resolution to the crisis, we send all our best wishes to all those affected directly or indirectly’
*cancels all the plans I didn’t want to attend anyway*
No one strikes a pose like a UoL student after a couple of steins
Because if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry
Welcome, prepare to procrastinate like you’ve never procrastinated before
‘We just want to do something different, be recognised for the work we’ve put in and have people benefit from what we’re doing’
The novel-TEA cafe finally brings bubble tea to Lincoln
A big thanks to my friends for allowing me to act like a tourist in my own city
Whether you’re a festive fanatic or a bit of a Grinch, you know you want to take our quiz
Is that Mariah Carey I see in the pres playlist?
The out-of-hours volunteer service here to help you
Trust me, if you want to feel like the main character, it’s a lot easier than you think
The pre-reading week energy really pulled through for this one
All I want for Christmas, is this little bar and all it has to offer
‘For us, even if one person had turned up tonight, it would have been a success’
Because if you haven’t sorted your outfit out by now, you definitely need my help
I feel like we need some kind of funky intro music for this
‘Our job is to protect you’
From one collection of students to another
And the islander coupling up with your accommodation is…
The uni is also now in the top 20 for student satisfaction
Because we deserve some attention too
Despite the UK scoring zero, we can laugh about it… right?
Having your ID on you isn’t all you need to remember when you start going out again…
#FreeCuthbert
‘It’s confusing that we can’t go back considering everything else is going back to normal’
I didn’t sleep for 24 hours after this from all of the caffeine
The ‘not all men’ narrative is highly inappropriate, now so more than ever
‘I believe teachers, supermarket workers, and other key sectors should be moved up the vaccine list’
Alexa, how do I stop myself from crying in the club
Stop pretending that lockdown made you buy that Robert Pattinson bed quilt… we all know you wanted it anyway
Because if you’re not running a small business of your own, you definitely know someone who is
May we never date another Aqua House
Prepare for a chaos that will rival that of you and your uncle over the Queen’s Christmas speech
I may be hitting 20 but this was too much fun to pass up on
We all know you only bought LEDs because Tiktok told you to
Ellie Wilson
