27 ridiculously posh things every private school girl brings to a festival
20. Her therapist on speed dial
There’s a huge difference between camping at a festival and camping at a festival. The first consists of a saggy tent, ultra large festi wipes and a trusty old mac in a sac, whilst the latter is the stuff most of us only ream of: Yurts, hot showers and unlimited wifi. Most of us bung a load of shite in a suitcase and hope for the best, but the posh girls plan all summer for this event and they’ll be damned if it doesn’t go perfectly.
Read and weep at the posh girl festival packing list.
1. Hunter Wellies
No ordinary wellies will do – they must be Hunter and worn exclusively with long white socks.
2. Daddy’s vintage Barbour jacket
She’s channelling hunting core.
3. A disposable camera
She’s only going for the Instagram photos anyway.
4. An old disposable vape she ‘found in her Cambridge tote’
But it’s mango flavour so everyone will be buzzing.
5. SPF 50 by La Mer
Nivea who?
6. A Fortnum & Mason picnic hamper
Oh and it’s full, don’t you worry.
7. And a mini ring light
Festival lighting is harsh.
8. A brand new Hydro Flask for the occasion
Coffee out of a cardboard cup? Alright, next joke. The posh girl festival packing list prioritises that first morning caffeine boost, so you know she’d be parading round with the Hydro Flask All Around Tumbler for pictures.
9. Silk pillowcase
Obviously she will be sleeping in a yurt or tipi, but the posh girl festival packing list will definitely include her own silk pillowcase to keep her hair shiny.
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10. A personalised festival schedule in Notes app
Chaos isn’t chic, so best believe she will have planned out every set list to the minute.
11. Actual champagne
This one’s not even surprising.
12. A ‘this festival is SO healing’ text ready to send to her ex
Probably the only reason she’s gone, tbh.
13. Three different pairs of cowboy boots
@amyblann festival outfit inspo🤠✨🎪 #festivaloutfit #festivaloutfitinspo #jersey #cowboyboots
One for each day, duh. She’s not carrying the bags so it makes no difference to her.
14. One (1) Snus tab she’ll hold for five hours and then hand to a man called Ollie
Because she loves a vibe but hates a headache.
15. Loop earplugs
Posh girls don’t get hearing damage! Plus she’d rather delete her socials than get a bad night’s sleep so these are essential.
16. An insulated food tub filled with fresh fruit
You really think she’s not going to ensure she has that fresh faced glow? She’s packing fruit and she’s keeping it fresh in a Hydro Flask food jar, because she’s nothing if not consistent.
17. White linen co-ord
This isn’t even a risky choice as you know she’s not going anywhere near that pit.
18. A full length mirror
The yurt already has one, but she needs two to see the back of the outfit.
19. A posh boyfriend called Hugo
Who carries everything for her of course!
20. Her therapist on speed dial
This one I’m jealous of, I do not fare well on a hangover.
21. Six different claw clips
Enough to swap one out every day.
22. Her yoga mat
Where better to ground yourself than atop the clean woven carpet inside your luxury festival tipi?
23. A personalised phone necklace
From a up and coming brand her school friend is the CEO of.
24. Yellow tinted sunglasses
They won’t be coming off all weekend.
25. A Labubu
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Clipped to every bag she brings.
26. A tiny first aid kit stocked exclusively with Dior lip balm and Dioralyte
They are essentials, in all honesty.
27. Her dog, in a tote
It will be a groomed dachshund called Milo and she’ll be able to sneak him in by promising to post about the festival on the dog’s Instagram page.
Featured image via Canva and TikTok @indiadavidsonn
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