Clubbers of the Week: Week 17 is for dancing machines
The rhymes are getting harder now …
Perhaps the budget for the last Clubbers of the Week seemed greater than usual, perhaps I am just a terrible writer. Taking back the reigns for this Clubbers of the Week though, we delve into the mishaps and misfortunes of this past weekend in Lincoln. Exam week, Shlam week, this time of year makes no difference to how well you all are at falling down the stairs in Mailbox, so with multiple entries from clubs as always. Let’s roll on with the weekend!
Album of the week
Picture taken after various fruity dares in the shower
Runners up
Bum shuffle two step
Hero/Heroine of the week
Quadrupled his quality of life
Runners up
The most employed man from Monks Road
Creeper of the week
“I now sentence you to spend more than five minutes in Pavs”
Runners up
Raaaahhhhhh k and roll
Prime bottom floor scenes
WTF of the week
The Unicef gear special
Runners up
Treble sunnies in the club
Stunner of the week
Steaming off Strawberry Moscow Mules
Runners up
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People from Lincoln Courts when they see used elf bars on the floor
Photo credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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