Clubbers of the week: We’re back in session in week eleven
New year – same old drunken mistakes
Ellie WilsonChristmas and New Year may have passed, but that doesn’t mean the partying has ended. At least, that’s how it looks when we went through this weeks club photographs. Donning your new outfits you got in the January sales – thanks student loan for providing us all with the feeling of financial stability – this week has been about reliving the Freshers’ experience. Which obviously means spending (not wasting, you tell your parents down the phone when they ask you if you’ve eaten properly since coming back) the rest of your loan on as many drinks as you can carry at once.
Hero of the week
True heroes aren’t afraid to admit that a good night out isn’t complete without an orange and passion fruit VK
Runners up
Ah yes, Hercules and his trusty sidekick Spiderman
Heroes need a superhero base. Some have bat caves, others get ball-pits
Heroine of the week
This girl is gorgeous AND gives out food? A true heroine <3
Runners up
VK girlies are the best people to meet on any night out
Heroines have this kind of confidence
Album of the week
Party in the USA energy
Runners up
It’s his world we just live in it
This is giving me house party vibes
Creeper of the week
Peace and love from this weeks creeper
Runners up
Creepers being crept on by another creeper – it’s creep-ception
This week was all about the peace signs apparently
Squad of the week
It has How I Met Your Mother energy and I love it
Runners up
Friends that dress up together stay together
This squad clearly have a signature pose
Stunner of the week
This weeks stunner of the week is actually a gorgeous girl gang
Runners up
Just two besties being pretty and having a good time
I just know you all have zero bad angles
Unhappy clubber of the week
This poor guy just watched his mates buy a round of shots without him
Runners up
He wanted to get by but also didn’t want to spoil the photo, points for not frowning while you waited
When your mates all really want a group photo but you’re not feeling it
Wtf of the week
Are you just napping – under all that?
Runners up
When they’re running out of stuff to give away
I want to know if this photo was discussed before it was taken, or whether the girls were just too happy with their doughnut to realise wtf was going on
Best of the rest
There’s a lot to unpack in this photo
Gorgeous gorgeous girls have the best smiles
Again: if someone could explain this to me that’d be great
Just a couple of guys and their funky shirts
Image credits: Patrick Axe @ Axholme Media Productions
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